h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Should said cat with suitably buttered bread attached also be wearing Marmited Wellies,
would the anti-gravitational principles remain the same??.. Wellytesting labs regretably dont
have the required testing kits(or indeed kitties) to carry out such research,but would by most grateful
if anyone has any concrete theories on the subject.....
or am I being utterly, butterly ridiculous??

Yes you are, because you see, butter is the marker of the universe that and silicon, I don't think that the cat would eat the bread because it's

a) Toast
b) Buttered
c) cats are carnivours.



just thought you ourt to know.

-- DoctorMO --

I seem to recall developing a high-efficiency version of this by dropping the cat over, I think a white carpet or Persian rug, and prior to that ensuring the cat had suitably Persian rug staining stuff on it's back (I think one of the redder varieties of curry was arrived at eventually). That combination doesn't have the same 'buttered toast always lands buttered side down' conciseness about it, but the theory works

do you think thats why Witches have cats, so they can holda pice of toast up and fly away?

-- DoctorMO --