h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Erhm... Welcome back, Greebo...

*Tries to wipe off oodles of surplus water. Finds that almost all the water in here is surplus, save the hot water that has been perculated through... Takes a slurp of coffee.*

GEEBO! My "hot" coffe is thin and cold! And our DOUGHNUTS are SOAKED!!!

*pulls out large supply of fluffy dry towels, gives some to Menza and KimotoCat to dry themselves with and mops up the water with the rest*

Greebo! Good to see you! Sorry about my stinky cigar...I'll open a window

*drinks more brandy*

*drips, sogily*

You'd better have another towel and a hot toddy.

Thanks for the towel.

*Mops off and up water*

Yay, I guess it COULD have looked like a fire from the outside, Greeb-kitty. Sorry about that. But in your absence, we've started a virtual decadent get-together. I for myself figured that it would appeal to you? Lotsa doughnuts, coffe, smokes, booze, stuff...

Calories, stimulants, filth and rich flavours

Who was that with brandy? Ever tried raki? sake? Pure alcohol? Or should we go further down and explore the values of certain funny drugs? Anybody knowing about that? Or totally nuts: Whiskas in abundance!!!

Why did you think, Cats would buy Whiskas???

Me hates whiskers... well... ~grin~... except my own sweet ones...

I think I'm actually in need of a long fast and a lot of yoga...

*ox looks down at expanding waistline*

*towels himself dry, then looks at the soggy box of doughnuts*

Hey, I'm all mouth here!

*throws out soggy, moldy box of doughnuts*

*wonders why KimotoCat is all mouth*

HEY!!! ~Greebo scampers after the doughnuts~... There might be some good left in these...

*holds out soggy doughnut box at arms length*

Here you go then.

~Greebo rummages in the box~... Hmmm... not a lot in here is there???

~Greebo rummages in the box~... Hmmm... not a lot in here is there???

Me sorry... me got the stutters....

Must be from hunger, I'll have to try to find some dry ones.

*starts rumaging through cupboards*

Well it sure seems *yumf mumph* that there are no dry doughnuts *chump* left in 'ere.

*Discretely tries to remove tell-tale crumbs from whiskers.*

Somebody, go get some!
Huh?
Pleeze?

All mouth - a bit like 'all ears', just having mouth in gear rather than ears! No? Humh...

Git dohnutz, pleeze? *Hands round more coffee*

Greebs isn't going to like this.

~Greebo does not like this~