h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Come on in the water is fine....

It sure is.

*moving over to the jacuzzi*

Hey.. much more theraputic!

Shall I turn up the bubbles, or are you happy how they are?

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These bubbles are just fine!

I'm glad you'er enjoying it.
Nothing like relaxing with a gentle jacuzzi.

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Turn up the heat! Some like it hot! Lots of Bubbles, stretch, squiggle, slide.....There now we can all relax. I'll just sit on the edge and cool off with a tall ice water. Now that's what I call a deep dip on a nippy night. Better step in from the terrace,I'm exhausted now. Good thing there is a fire in the den. I'll lay me down there. Happy Holidays in my virtual heaven.
WOL,
JLC the TTP

We could do with having a hot end and a cool end of the jacuzzi - otherwise it may not be a suitable temperature for everyone...

Nothing worse than discovering that someone else has altered the shower controls since your last wash after you spent hours getting them just perfect....

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Hi ,
Well women just get used to checking the shower controls before they take their baths. There's nothing worse than anticipating a good soak and while turning on the spiget to draw the water your hair gets a good dowsing of COLD Shower from above. Real Ladies Always Check the Shower should be the Equivalent of Real Men Don't Eat Quiche.
Worlds of Love,
JLC the TTP
Now, I'm off for a good solitary soak. Enjoy the Jacuzzi cause it's Open, I'll just settle for no bubbles and a quiet house.

Okay, thanks for telling me about that....
Jacuzzis are more complex than I thought

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hiya girls wonna chat wiv me want some fun xxx

hiya ladies want to scrum my back any1 want my email addy

hiya ladies wonna email me 4 fun then its [email protected] xxx

Hi there oh its so lovely in here I think I must return to my essay though soon but this jacuzzi does wonders for my back - starts humming splish splash i was taking a bath ....

hiya darlin wonna chat asl plz email me on [email protected] xxx

*Turns the heating up a notch*

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so was it the heat or the constant invites to email that put people off then?

personally i like the sound of settling into a jacuzzi. looks like i'll have the place to myself too

Just what I needed! A hot Jacuzzi! Do you mind if I join you? Just let me get in carefully...
It has been a long week and I need a good soak in bubbles.

Yes, and this jacuzzi not only has bubbles - but water between the bubbles holding them in place! For the wettest, wildest, deserted jacuzzi experience on H2G2, you've come to the right place.

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yay! people!

there's plenty of space. come on in