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Swimming To Jupiter 5: Jupiter
Mew (who is hovering in midair unless otherwise stated) Posted Sep 12, 2000
[Mew obliges]
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Bluebottle Posted Sep 15, 2000
I think perhaps it's time we got Joanna to actually do something with our ship - she is the pilot afterall. 
Otherwise - crashing seems a great idea to me. End the thread with a bang! 
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Stealth Munchkin Posted Sep 15, 2000
Do you think we could tie the gas bag creatures to the outside of the ship, thus keeping us buoyant and avoiding a crash?
If we started floating too much we could use indigestion tablets to deflate a few of them..
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J'au-æmne Posted Sep 15, 2000
so what would you like me to do? I'm open to suggestions....
*continues to fly ship*
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Bluebottle Posted Sep 15, 2000
Urm, just kinda do something, but do it nicely.
Oh, and turn the hot tap on a little, please....?
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Mew (who is hovering in midair unless otherwise stated) Posted Sep 15, 2000
}Oh, and land us safely wherever we're going to land.{
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Bluebottle Posted Sep 16, 2000
Yes, although that's less important....
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Mew (who is hovering in midair unless otherwise stated) Posted Sep 17, 2000
Mew!
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Mew (who is hovering in midair unless otherwise stated) Posted Sep 17, 2000
Twee!
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Mew (who is hovering in midair unless otherwise stated) Posted Sep 18, 2000
}The translation to the first was "You're a big fat ugly moron" and the second was just nonsense.{
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Fashion Cat Posted Sep 19, 2000
please dont crash... i dont know if i can cope with it and my leg... and how will i be in zero-gravity with it? can you have a broken bbone in space?
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Mew (who is hovering in midair unless otherwise stated) Posted Sep 19, 2000
}Yeah, but it's easier to heal.{
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Bluebottle Posted Sep 21, 2000
Well, as our Pilot has gone off to Prague, there's not a lot that can be done to prevent this pool from burning up!
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Mew (who is hovering in midair unless otherwise stated) Posted Sep 22, 2000
}Since when? You know me...{ 
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Bluebottle Posted Sep 24, 2000
You aren't going to say "mew", are you?
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Mew (who is hovering in midair unless otherwise stated) Posted Sep 25, 2000
}No. I'm going to save the ship.{
[uses telekinesis to set the ship on a less steep descent]
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- 122: Bluebottle (Sep 15, 2000)
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- 124: J'au-æmne (Sep 15, 2000)
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- 128: Mew (who is hovering in midair unless otherwise stated) (Sep 15, 2000)
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- 130: Mew (who is hovering in midair unless otherwise stated) (Sep 17, 2000)
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- 132: Mew (who is hovering in midair unless otherwise stated) (Sep 17, 2000)
- 133: Bluebottle (Sep 18, 2000)
- 134: Mew (who is hovering in midair unless otherwise stated) (Sep 18, 2000)
- 135: Fashion Cat (Sep 19, 2000)
- 136: Mew (who is hovering in midair unless otherwise stated) (Sep 19, 2000)
- 137: Bluebottle (Sep 21, 2000)
- 138: Mew (who is hovering in midair unless otherwise stated) (Sep 22, 2000)
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