A Conversation for H2G2 Waterworks: The Swimming Pool
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 9, 2003
*walks past completly lost*
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 9, 2003
maybe...
you see i was walking along and i ended up here...
and i have no idea where here is....
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Bluebottle Posted Nov 9, 2003
Welcome to the Pool - a place of splashing, squirting, sliding and even occasionally swimming! 
May I help you get aquainted with the water cannons - you aim them like so, pull this trigger at the bottom and then it fires. *Soaks Skenvoy* 
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 9, 2003
well this place looks like good fun...
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TBC Posted Nov 9, 2003
or even better if you put your hand infront of the water cannon and follow BB's steps it does this
*soaks both BB and Anthea in one shot as the water jet splits*
~Skenvoy
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 9, 2003
*gets extreemly wet* 
now look my best black uniform and you... got it soaked
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TBC Posted Nov 9, 2003
my point exactly... wait a sec... uniform?? Look out for the 
~Skenvoy
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Bluebottle Posted Nov 10, 2003
(Because 99.999999999% shark attacks take place when the victim is wearing clothes or swimming costumes, our study has conclusively proven that wearing clothes causes attacks. For this reason no clothes are allowed in the pool - if you're modest you can wear a 
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 10, 2003
i am not in the pool...
i am standing at the side of it...
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TBC Posted Nov 10, 2003
those 's are able to lunge out the water though... and it attracts them anyway.
~Skenvoy
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 10, 2003
well...
i will just have to stand far enough away that thay wont be able to get me....
no noe told me that you couldent were clothes...
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 10, 2003
what are you laughing at...
your the one swimming in the nude...
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 10, 2003
well i have my wet uniform...
and i dont mind killing a few hsarks if it meens i can keep it on
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Bluebottle Posted Nov 11, 2003
That's no reason to endanger the rest of us.
*Squirts Dr Anthea's uniform to make it soaking wet*
You're going to need a now.
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 11, 2003
yes...
but i can be wet...
i dont mind....
and why would you have sharks in your pool?
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Bluebottle Posted Nov 11, 2003
I didn't put them there! It's just that, as shark attacks are caused by clothes, wearing clothes attracts sharks therefore sharks appear in the pool. It is an example of cause and effect, or in this case Jaws and effect.
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