h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Lucinda runs out from a little-noticed house door, and runs giddily around the fountain a few times*
*behind her the sharp sound of a bullwhip can be heard*
*then she runs back, and slams the door behind her, breathing heavily*

*bare naked*

*behind Lucinda runs a nude buxom German miss cracking a bullwhip and cursing mightily*
*each crack of the whip lands on her cold little buttocks, raising welts*
*she follows closely on the heels of the squealing Lucinda and forces her back into the strangely smoldering house*

*Sighs...*

*Swims in the fountain abit...*

I must admit that that type of behaviour doesn't happen often around these parts...

R u sure!??? It's getting more frequent all the time!

I don't know...
But to have seen Lucinda run around naked with a bullwhip makes me wonder exactly why he/she has entered the h2g2 Bikini Competition, although there are some other dodgy entrants...

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only some?

Well, there are only 18 entrants, and only about half have supplied their own pictures...

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Actually, gentlemen, it is I who had the bullwhip in hand.

Are there many researchers in here one would *want* to see in a bikini?

I would have corrected, but it didn't seem so terribly important...

How about your good self, fraulein? will you be entering?

What can I say? I'm a stickler for accuracy.

If it involves displaying my charms, or distinct lack thereof, in an article of clothing comprising three eye-patch sized sections of fabric, no thanks.

If it's all in good fun and silliness, then sure!

Confused? So am I.

All in good fun and silliness it certainly is; if you wish to join go here:
http://www.h2g2.com/A229394
but you can vote if you wish here:
http://www.h2g2.com/A480449

And all I said was that Lucinda was *with* a bullwhip - I did not say she *had* a bullwhip. Considering Lucinda was the one being whipped, I think that it is accurate for me to say she was "with" a bullwhip, despite not actually holding it.

Calm down, calm down. Or you're going to be *with* the bullwhip, too.

I went to look at the entrants. I like the fish.

Although Lucinda's, uh, *cleavage* is quite fetching.

Yay!!! 's Fraulein

I'm glad you liked my little pet!

Oh dear, Mr. Fish. I went back to take a second look. Lucinda ended up getting my vote simply because of the cojones (or looniness) it took to post a picture like that on the internet. But, take heart, you'll always be my first!

Perhaps you should persuade bluebottle to switch to approval voting...

Oh God, no more Florida electoral jokes...

*Closes ears just in case*

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So, is Lucinda, and his whip, going to enter this year's competition?
Or has he calmed down a lot over the last year?

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