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The dog ate it!

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Kiteman

>>I have been a teacher for a long time, young man, and I do not believe you.

But it's true, Sir, the dog ate my homework!

>>Dogs do not eat homework.

Not usually, Sir, but if you hold its mouth open and push hard enough...

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I did have one genuine excuse: "my brother ate it". The mother brought the little brother to school for him to apologise for eating it.


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