h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm sorry to disapoint you guys but I have it on good authority that the answer is in fact "Mature yet Mellow Cheese"

Which ranks on the Genautian cheese scale as a 42.

Coincidentally yes!!

Although for christmas I would suggest the number 53 cheese (slightly stale, a hair on it)

Wow, and I thought I just made that up, I just named the scale off a warping of my last name.

oh no the scale has been a revered and respected part of cheese appreciation for nigh on a hundred years!

I still find it funny that I could come up with the name by replacing the letter at the end of my name with an "an".

Or... DO YOU?

Well not funny in the "ha ha" sense, but funny none the less.

Oh, and way to take 2 months to come up with a comeback.

four months!

Um, I mean I was without internet for for months >.> <.<

I think I'd kill myself.

I did. It didn't help

No ?

CAMPAIGN I SAY!

I second that!

Any ?

NO!? CAMPAIGN!

*gets pitchforks and flaming torches* and THIS time Frankensteins Monster and Dracula and the Wolf Man are on OUR side!

Does that mean I have to give dracula my blood?

no, he's a black ribboner

What's that supposed to mean?

You mean you haven't read Discworld?!? What will our intrepid leader think!

He would; therefore, he is.