h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Welcome back but sorry to hear of the mishap with the ciggy. Iy reminds me of Dubai when my wife 'rescued' a ferral dog and it was my job to remove a million ticks. I had a large glass of TCP in which I deposited the tick carcasses and a large glass of J&B (to maintain my sanity. I took a large swig from the wrong glass!

Have a nice summer break.

That's horribly vivid. I'm trying to get the taste out of my mouth now.

I picked up a mug of cold beef stock instead of a hot chocolate when I was a kid, and I thought that was unpleasant...

Hi Rich, i see you need poems for the beeblecast, i dont read the post too often ( i will have to remedy that ) but saw your first beeblecast; i could maybe write a few suitable lines , if you still need material, if i knew what was suitable.
I like your cigarette trick lol , you ever tried applying to the magic circle? Hope your ok m8. All the best Mike.

This one's an audio Beeblecast, so anything is suitable as long as it's good enough

Let us know if you have anything!