Immortality
Created | Updated Apr 5, 2008
Scenario: You come across an advertisement that reads:
Would you like to look and feel 10 - 20 - 30 or more years younger?
Are you happy at your current age?
What age would you like to stay at forever?
Find out what millions of Canadian know already.
For more information, Call YOUTHFULLY URS.
You call and find out that if you want to reverse your current age, you must want to be at least 10 years younger.
You will experience the same health you did at that age.
You will need to take 3 pills a day until you reach the age you wish to be.
The pills must be taken within a one hour time window each day.
If you miss that one hour window, you will experience unpleasant side effects.
For every one year you are on the medication, you will lose two years of age.
The age-reversing pills cost $2000 a month.
Maintenance pills need to be taken once a month within a one hour window.
If you miss that one hour window, you will experience unpleasant side effects.
The maintenance pills cost $50.
If you go off the drugs, you will age at the rate of one year per month.
You have the option to go back and forth between reduction and maintenance.
This plan is not covered by insurance.
We provide financing and accept all major credit cards.
1. Do you sign up? Why or why not? (If cost is an issue, what do you think the product is worth?)
2. What reservations do you have?
3. What additional questions would you need answered before committing?
And most importantly,
4. Assuming the product works as specified, what would you tell anyone who was thinking about taking the product?
Please include in your answer your age 20-something, 30-something. I have a feeling