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Heckling the audience

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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228

I've been at a comedy festival where a couple of the comedians were heckling the audience. The first was when someone came in late, and the comedian was commenting on people who come in late always bending over. He said something along the lines of "When you bend over you think you're invisible. Look." bends over "Where did I go?" stands back up "Here I am..."

Another one was when someone had left to go to the toilet. The comedian (a different one) started chatting to his girlfriend/wife/whatever for the entire time he was out. When he got back the comedian was saying that he was an engineer and had to go check a fault in the building.

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