Why Ash Is Bent (Random Pokemon Gibberish)
Created | Updated Jan 28, 2002
My Ten Reasons why Ash is bent.
1. Ash Ketchum is a really stupid name.
2. His best friend is a small, fat, yellow mouse.
3. However much he eats, he never gets fat.
4. He lets Misty, Brock and Tracey hang around with him.
5. While I'm on that subject, Tracey is bent too.
6. He always wears a cap.
7. He always wears gloves...
8. ...which don't even keep him warm.
9. All he ever does is eat, sleep and fight small animals and children.
10. He is always stealing the limelight from our (or at least my) beloved Team Rocket. CATCH THAT PIKACHU!!!
And Jo adds the element of sleaze...
"He's always throwing his balls around."
1. Ash Ketchum is a really stupid name.
2. His best friend is a small, fat, yellow mouse.
3. However much he eats, he never gets fat.
4. He lets Misty, Brock and Tracey hang around with him.
5. While I'm on that subject, Tracey is bent too.
6. He always wears a cap.
7. He always wears gloves...
8. ...which don't even keep him warm.
9. All he ever does is eat, sleep and fight small animals and children.
10. He is always stealing the limelight from our (or at least my) beloved Team Rocket. CATCH THAT PIKACHU!!!
And Jo adds the element of sleaze...
"He's always throwing his balls around."
