A Conversation for My Sex Life
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shazzPRME Posted May 29, 2000
Most definately!
If you had met him, as we did, you would understand what we are blathering on about!
I bet Peta is having a few uncomfortable moments at the Towers though LOL
shazzPRME 
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Jimi X Posted May 30, 2000
Peta is 'so cool you could store meat in her.'
She wouldn't be uncomfrtable even if she was in a rat hole and wearing cheese underwear.
She's *that* fab! 
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted May 30, 2000
So Peta, when was the last time somebody stored.................. no, I'd better not. 
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shazzPRME Posted May 30, 2000
Well... what do you expect in a forum called *My Sex Life*??!!
shazzPRME
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted May 30, 2000
Hmmmmmmm.... you're new here, aren't you?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted May 30, 2000
Well, the assumption that we have sex lives does show a certain level of naivety, yes...
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Mad Gerald (Gigolo & Owner of Heaven Sent - H2G2 Dating Agency !!! A312184) Posted May 31, 2000
* Thinks 'Now that's my kind of woman !' *
* leer, leer, gibber, gibber... *
* He has the sudden urged to have a go at self-reflection - 'But, that would mean I would have to be unfaithful to 'Gwen' - the inflatable Ostrich...'. The self-reflection ends abrubtly, when he realises inflatable Ostriches can be picked up in any low-down drinking establishment... *
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shazzPRME Posted May 31, 2000
... especially if they are serving cock(atoo)tails such as screwdrivers and sex-on-the-beach!
shazzPRME
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The Honest Courtesan Posted May 31, 2000
There is nothing like leaning across a bar, staring in the barkeepers eyes and whispering in a sultry manner "Can I have sex on the.... oh seeing as it is you, better just make it a sea breeze!"
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Anonymouse Posted Jun 1, 2000
Boy I sure am glad momma and pappa taught me to read the fine print.
'Nonnie
*steals another peek at the merchandise and moves on*
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shazzPRME Posted Jun 1, 2000
Fine print is just a way for a company to wriggle out of every decent shred of normal, polite behavour! It should be banned on the grounds that no-one usually bothers to read it anyway!
shazzPRME
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- 41: Demon Drawer (May 29, 2000)
- 42: shazzPRME (May 29, 2000)
- 43: Demon Drawer (May 29, 2000)
- 44: Peta (May 30, 2000)
- 45: J'au-æmne (May 30, 2000)
- 46: Jimi X (May 30, 2000)
- 47: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (May 30, 2000)
- 48: Jimi X (May 30, 2000)
- 49: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (May 30, 2000)
- 50: shazzPRME (May 30, 2000)
- 51: The Honest Courtesan (May 30, 2000)
- 52: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (May 30, 2000)
- 53: The Honest Courtesan (May 30, 2000)
- 54: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (May 30, 2000)
- 55: The Honest Courtesan (May 30, 2000)
- 56: Mad Gerald (Gigolo & Owner of Heaven Sent - H2G2 Dating Agency !!! A312184) (May 31, 2000)
- 57: shazzPRME (May 31, 2000)
- 58: The Honest Courtesan (May 31, 2000)
- 59: Anonymouse (Jun 1, 2000)
- 60: shazzPRME (Jun 1, 2000)
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