h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I had the misfortune to live in / near Bishop's Stortford for the first 18 years of my life.

It is not big enough or useful enough to be an armpit. I've always considered it to be more of a nasal hair type of town.

Hello Pink Sazzle and Welcome to H2G2!!!

My name is Alex Chaser and I am an ACE (Assistant Community Editor). This means it is my job to greet new users and provide assistance where I can.

I noticed that you still have not written any sort of introduction on your personal space. If you don't write an introduction, people won't know anything about you. Worse yet, they will be unable to greet you by posting conversations to your space.

H2G2 is a very friendly community, with plenty of things to do. Once you write an introduction, you will find people greeting you from all over, welcoming you into the community and offering to help. To write your introduction, simply click the "Edit Page" button under your name in the blue box. Call it whatever you want and write anything that comes to mind. Feel free to be creative!!!

If you need some ideas, feel free to visit my personal space (click on my name). At the bottom is a dropdown menu which allows you to visit some of my friends, who all have very unique introductions. Or, if you want to bounce some ideas off me, feel free to reply to this posting. I'd be happy to answer any questions you may have to the best of my ability.

I've created a link page you may find helpful. It includes links to H2G2 pages such as the Welcome Page, GuideML Help, Clubs and Associations, Smileys, and Writing Workshops. You can find this page at http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A682238

Good Luck!!!
Don't Panic!!!
and
Hope to Hear From You Soon

~ Alex the ACE