A Conversation for EV's ice-cream van
Who wants an ice cream?
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Started conversation Jun 7, 2000
Form an orderly queue here please.
Who wants an ice cream?
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jun 7, 2000
So that they can buy ice cream.
Who wants an ice cream?
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jun 7, 2000
Yes, can I help you?
Who wants an ice cream?
The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin Posted Jun 7, 2000
Help me do what? Sit my exams? 
Do up my shoes? 
Murder someone? 
Who wants an ice cream?
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jun 7, 2000
I was thinking more along the lines of selling you ice cream.
Who wants an ice cream?
Greebo the Kat Posted Jun 8, 2000
*panting having run all the way from the last forum* SORRY just realised that I haven't paid you *runs off and then comes back again*
here you go a button and some fluff..any change? 
Who wants an ice cream?
The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin Posted Jun 8, 2000
OK, whatever.
Some people are sooo boring...
Who wants an ice cream?
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jun 8, 2000
*gives Greebo a smaller button as change*
*briefly ponders the difference between Greebo The Kat and Greebo T Cat*
*reaches under the counter and produces a copy of "How To Do Anything At All"*
Is this any use to you, Dr St Justin?
Who wants an ice cream?
The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin Posted Jun 8, 2000
Excellent! I've been looking for a copy of it for ages...
Who wants an ice cream?
IanG Posted Jun 8, 2000
I suspect I'm beyond help, but an ice cream would be nice, please.
Who wants an ice cream?
AEndr, The Mad Hatter Posted Jun 8, 2000
Dr E, just to notify you that I am on strike and won't be providing any more ice cream for the duration.
Who wants an ice cream?
The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin Posted Jun 8, 2000
Duration of what?
Who wants an ice cream?
The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin Posted Jun 8, 2000
Ah. I thought it might be something like this.
Who wants an ice cream?
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jun 8, 2000
But that's not fair, it's not my fault! I even started a new forum so that you wouldn't have to go clicking through all the replies in the original forum... 
Who wants an ice cream?
Greebo the Kat Posted Jun 9, 2000
*mumblig around a mouthfull of smaller button* ther is a difference just lift up greebo.t.kat's tail and you'll see ,I'm the bright spark!
and can I have another icecream..a quadruple espresso and sardine flavoured Mr Whippy..with a fishfinger please 
Who wants an ice cream?
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jun 9, 2000
Ah, at last a customer who wants these fish fingers!
*serves Greebo the Kat, and also prepares an ice cream for Ian in case he still wants it*
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Who wants an ice cream?
- 1: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jun 7, 2000)
- 2: Phil (Jun 7, 2000)
- 3: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jun 7, 2000)
- 4: IanG (Jun 7, 2000)
- 5: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jun 7, 2000)
- 6: The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin (Jun 7, 2000)
- 7: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jun 7, 2000)
- 8: Greebo the Kat (Jun 8, 2000)
- 9: The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin (Jun 8, 2000)
- 10: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jun 8, 2000)
- 11: The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin (Jun 8, 2000)
- 12: IanG (Jun 8, 2000)
- 13: AEndr, The Mad Hatter (Jun 8, 2000)
- 14: The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin (Jun 8, 2000)
- 15: AEndr, The Mad Hatter (Jun 8, 2000)
- 16: The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin (Jun 8, 2000)
- 17: AEndr, The Mad Hatter (Jun 8, 2000)
- 18: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jun 8, 2000)
- 19: Greebo the Kat (Jun 9, 2000)
- 20: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jun 9, 2000)
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