A Conversation for EV's ice-cream van
I'd like an ice cream!
The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin Started conversation May 22, 2000
Can I have a 42 flake please?
I'd like an ice cream!
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted May 22, 2000
Certainly, sonny.
*hands over improbably large ice-cream with a flake in it*
Would you like a fish finger in it too?
I'd like an ice cream!
The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin Posted May 23, 2000
Erm... No thanks. I didn't realise fish had fingers - I mean, they haven't got any hands, have they?
I'd like an ice cream!
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted May 23, 2000
Not after Captain Birdseye has cut them off, no.
*turns on infuriating jangly thing which plays an intolerable version of Greensleeves*
I'd like an ice cream!
The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin Posted May 24, 2000
Ah. That would explain it. And aren't *all* versions of greensleeves intolerable? 
I'd like an ice cream!
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted May 24, 2000
*shouts above the unholy racket*
Yes, but this one is particularly bad.
I'd like an ice cream!
Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted May 24, 2000
Ahh!!
Memories of Mark N Lard before I converted to....dare I say it Radio 2...
I'd like an ice cream!
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted May 24, 2000
Ice cream, sir?
I'd like an ice cream!
Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted May 24, 2000
Ow yes please.....
I would luv a 99,9999,9999er please!!!
You can hold the fish fingers though!
Don't forget the nuts....
I'd like an ice cream!
Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted May 24, 2000
Ow yes please!!!
I would love a 99,9999,999er please!!!!
You can hold on the fish fingers though!
Don't forget the nuts
I'd like an ice cream!
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted May 24, 2000
Right, two 99,9999,999ers coming up!
Or would you prefer one 1,999,999,998er?
I'd like an ice cream!
The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin Posted May 25, 2000
Blimey! That's a big one!
I'd like an ice cream!
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted May 25, 2000
*Sidney collapses under the weight of the unfeasibly large ice cream cone*
That'll be €27,000,000.03 please.
I'd like an ice cream!
Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted May 25, 2000
That a bit steep isn't it?
I'd like an ice cream!
The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin Posted May 25, 2000
Yeah, but so is the ice cream! And get eating, it's starting to melt!
I'd like an ice cream!
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted May 25, 2000
Look out for those people ski-ing down the side of it!
I'd like an ice cream!
The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin Posted May 25, 2000
And they have to wathc out for the flakes and hundreds & thousands on the ice cream slope!
I'd like an ice cream!
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted May 25, 2000
Besides, with the current exchange rates, €27,000,000.03 is only about £1.37.
I'd like an ice cream!
The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin Posted May 26, 2000
In that case, I'll have one of them too. No! just one, not two...
I'd like an ice cream!
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted May 26, 2000
I'm afraid you'll have to wait until Mr Kidney takes that one away... I don't have room for another.
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I'd like an ice cream!
- 1: The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin (May 22, 2000)
- 2: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (May 22, 2000)
- 3: The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin (May 23, 2000)
- 4: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (May 23, 2000)
- 5: The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin (May 24, 2000)
- 6: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (May 24, 2000)
- 7: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (May 24, 2000)
- 8: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (May 24, 2000)
- 9: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (May 24, 2000)
- 10: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (May 24, 2000)
- 11: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (May 24, 2000)
- 12: The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin (May 25, 2000)
- 13: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (May 25, 2000)
- 14: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (May 25, 2000)
- 15: The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin (May 25, 2000)
- 16: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (May 25, 2000)
- 17: The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin (May 25, 2000)
- 18: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (May 25, 2000)
- 19: The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin (May 26, 2000)
- 20: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (May 26, 2000)
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