A Conversation for EV's ice-cream van

One free cone please

Post 1

the_hanged_man

FREE CONE OFFER
I am buying at least one item from your van. Please hand over my free cone with undue haste. I agree that by taking advantage of this offer I will be subjected to Missy "Misdemeanor" Elliot singing "Get your free cone" over and over again for comic effect.
Signed: the_hanged_man

I would like a split personality cone please


One free cone please

Post 2

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

*hands over cone*
There you go, share and enjoy! Sorry about the delay, problems with my suppliers.


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