h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

awww, i hereby turn the radio into a complaints service.
I COMPLAIN

Hey, this is NOT the sirius cybernetic corp, ok?

I wish to register a complaint!
Hello miss.

>>>What do you mean, 'miss'?<<<

I'm sorry - I have a cold.

ok, im back, radio back on duty and ill post something interesting asa i found something intresting!

Things the world does not need:

http://www.posewithyourtoaster.com/

*busy rating toaster weirdos*

Heres another thing, its an a rather old one, but its just sooooo funny if you know a little bit about computers. Now, who knows the B.O.F.H.? Yes, the Bastard Operator From Hell!

http://bofh.ntk.net

Heres the official website.. just read it, youll understand...

Do I?

did you read it?
makes me go ...
'We dont do thigs *FOR* useres, we do things *TO* users!'

Read what? There are a lot of links, but to me they don't add up. Which one am I supposed to check out? I just don't get what's funny about it!

This one for example? http://bofh.ntk.net/Bastard1.html

yap, thats it! and the other ones, too...

These narrations are not just funny but also nostalgic and thus pretty charming!

right... back in the times where 4 meg of disk was more then youd ever fill and people were connecting to the net with a modem.. ahahaaa..

*steps in and suffocates in the produced dust cloud*

Wow you've got a dust cloud as a producer, it's more than I've got!

Since i just suffocated, im technically not able to talk or move, so ill declare myself undead for the time being and act as if nothing had happend.

As soon as thursday moves in with the heavy weapon to clean the place up ill start broadcasting aigain.

Id also like to point out that the fishtank contest is still running. Best fishtank yet was set up by thursday himself and can be viewed at A3811277. Enjoy.

... still waiting for the flamethrower... a might also do the job. Anyone seen oneround here?

anyway... have fun and dont panic.

Oh, and carry your towel.

Have a chat with Kitush, she has a dragon of some such!

*turns lights out*

Oh dear, its a power cut - can't see anything...

*accidentally bumps into and spills a petrol can all over everything*

What was that?

*lights blowtorch so he can see*

Oops...