h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*the grass gently sways and quietly sings to itself*

*it's waiting for someone to come along and fulfill it's destiny by sitting on it*

courtesy

*lies down on her back, getting completely submerged in the grass which has had time to grow quite tall, really*

*ponders on the singing of the grass, the light of summer, and _relaxes_ big time*

*the grass, happy with the fullfillment of it's destiny continues to sing*

*suddenly the grass picks up a nice Beethoven Sonata and runs with it*

*ponders on the genius of Beethoven*

*hums along quietly*

*Beethoven is slowly morphed into Bach, and the grass continues to sway*

*notices the change in music, finding it delightful*

*thinks that it's amazing how fast a year can go by when you're submerged in sweetly singing grass*

It definitely is amazing how a year can go by so quickly.

Welcome Freedom, I'm glad you stopped by again, and the grass is happy too.

Courtesy & *the grass*

*the grass moves from classical to classical jazz with Paganini undertones*

*starts feeling a little stiff from lying down*

*rises, and does two salutations of the sun - right-sided first*

*sits down, half lotus, and tries to hear the grass grow*

*the grass stops singing and starts a gentle humming ... proceeds to start growing*

*contemplates...growing*

*has ended up amidst the grass via thread hopping*

*wanders around for a while, bare feet in the plantlife*

*curls up in the corner and goes to sleep*

Welcome, I hope that you find this piece of hootoo relaxing and enjoyable.

*the grass trills into some Miles Davis riffs before settling down to some Billie Holiday*

Courtesy

*puts on her headphones and listens to the mellow-but-rock music of the Smashing Pumpkins so as to not disturn anyone else*

*buries her toes in the warm grass*

*finished contemplating - wonders if the grass could be persuaded to cover the Smashing Pumpkins*

*the grass is always willing to take requests ... and as it seems everyone is agreement ......*

*all music stops*

*the refrains of Smashing Pumpkins starts*

*lies back and lets the music drain her head of all thoughts, especially thoughts of the difficult and painful sort*

*sends peaceful thoughts*

*concentrates on breathing*