Cereal
Created | Updated Apr 18, 2002
The Earthmen have come up with a most tasty and delightful treat known as Cereal. Deriving its name from the Roman goddess Ceres, shepherdess of the fruits and grains, cereal is a mix of pleasantly tasting wheat fibers and/or bloated, dried rice that, when mixed with milk, lends itself to a most enjoyable palatable experience. Cereal ranges from such odd names as Lucky Charms, containing marshmallows which are created magically by a leprechaun who is constantly pursued by children (giving them the designation "magically delicious") to Count Chocula, a Nosferatu-inspired Transylvanian land baron whose chocolatey cereal turns the catalytic milk into a caramel colored syrup. Most cereals range from 1 to 3 dollars for a decorative box full.
