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Post 221

soeasilyamused, or sea

[sea] allright. fine. it doesn't simplify anything.

*sea wonders what that grunt was supposed to mean*


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Post 222

NYC Student - The innocent looking one =P

I'm not sure myself, but I'm guessing it must have been about food.


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Post 223

HappyDude

Someone mention Food ? smiley - clown


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Post 224

soeasilyamused, or sea

*sea wonders if that was a chauvanist reference to her being female and him wanting her to cook his dinner. then she decides he would NEVER be so stupid to insinuate that and hands him a dr pepper*

[sea] be a good boy and don't embarass yourself. smiley - winkeye


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Post 225

NYC Student - The innocent looking one =P

nonono, nothing like that. It's just those pockets of yours, and how whatever food comes out is absolutely and entirely free of charge.

*NYC down the Dr. Pepper in two gulps*


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Post 226

soeasilyamused, or sea

[sea] good save smiley - winkeye

*sea rummages around in her pocket for a pepsi*


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Post 227

NYC Student - The innocent looking one =P

Pepsi? Blech. Dr. Pepper good, Pepsi bad.

*NYC points at the Dr. Pepper, and then at the Pepsi, and grunts*


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Post 228

soeasilyamused, or sea

*sea downs the pepsi*

[sea] me like both.

*sea points at the empty dr pepper can and grunts, as if to say "don't forget to recycle that"*


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Post 229

NYC Student - The innocent looking one =P

*NYC tosses it in the air, flips out his uzi, and reduces it into little aluminum bits. He smiles.*

[sea] Oh c'mon. Pick those bits up. You're littering.

*NYC frowns and searches for where the bits fell*


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Post 230

soeasilyamused, or sea

*sea holds out a recycling bin. NYC scowls even more. sea grins at him*


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Post 231

NYC Student - The innocent looking one =P

*NYC finishes putting all the bits into the recycling bin, which he subsequently empty's on sea's head. He grins*


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Post 232

soeasilyamused, or sea

*sea turns red. she fumes. her hands close into fists. she looks mighty pissed*

*then, suddenly, she calms down. her hands relax. her face returns to its normal color. NYC looks relieved*

[sea] i don't have to be violent. BUT I WANT TO!!!

*sea tackles NYC before he knows what is happening*


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Post 233

NYC Student - The innocent looking one =P

*sea punches NYC; NYC hold her arms*

[NYC] hey! don't you think you're taking this too far?

[sea] no...

[NYC] well, alright then.

*sea headbutts NYC, NYC punches sea*


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Post 234

soeasilyamused, or sea

*sea holds up a finger to call for a momentary time out. she rubs her forehead*

[sea] owwwww..... remind me not to do THAT again...

*sea tackles NYC again, and the fight is back on*


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Post 235

Zeb (Viva Something-or-Other! And the Zaphodistas!)

(*STILL reading from Emar, 3:15*)...and bile, and lymph, and nerve-endings, and assorted parts of the medula-oblongata, and lungs, and guts, and black stuff, and about 50 SlimJims, and toejam, and hair. THUS they would be spared the horror of "Tim Allen on Grunting Males" humor.

_________Amen.


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Post 236

NYC Student - The innocent looking one =P

*punch*

*whap*

*crash*

*kick*

STOP! *PANT PANT pant pant pant...*

okay.

*slam*

*smack*

*bash*

*thud*


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Post 237

soeasilyamused, or sea

*with a mighty THWACK sea goes flying into the nearest wall. she groans and slides down onto a heap on the floor*

*NYC, panting, stares at her, then starts to turn away. sea springs up like a demented jack-in-the-box and tackles him*

*punch*

*kick*

*slap*

*scratch*

*feminine squeal of pain*


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Post 238

NYC Student - The innocent looking one =P

*sea flips NYC on a wide arc ending with a large WHAM on the pavement a few feet from her. NYC reaches out and grabs hold of her legs, and pulls. Sea falls on the floor with a THUD. NYC scrambles to his knees and pauses to catch his breath. Sea takes this opportunity to kick him in the face*

*kick*

*smack*

*crash*

*whap*


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Post 239

soeasilyamused, or sea

*sea scrambles to her feet, as she wonders if NYC just got an eyeful. she backs up, rubbing her sore behind, and waits*


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Post 240

NYC Student - The innocent looking one =P

*NYC stares at sea wide-eyed*

camouflage?

*sea blushes profusely, then recomposes herself and punches NYC*


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