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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Jan 8, 2001
[sea] allright. fine. it doesn't simplify anything.
*sea wonders what that grunt was supposed to mean*
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NYC Student - The innocent looking one =P Posted Jan 8, 2001
I'm not sure myself, but I'm guessing it must have been about food.
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Jan 8, 2001
*sea wonders if that was a chauvanist reference to her being female and him wanting her to cook his dinner. then she decides he would NEVER be so stupid to insinuate that and hands him a dr pepper*
[sea] be a good boy and don't embarass yourself.
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NYC Student - The innocent looking one =P Posted Jan 8, 2001
nonono, nothing like that. It's just those pockets of yours, and how whatever food comes out is absolutely and entirely free of charge.
*NYC down the Dr. Pepper in two gulps*
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NYC Student - The innocent looking one =P Posted Jan 8, 2001
Pepsi? Blech. Dr. Pepper good, Pepsi bad.
*NYC points at the Dr. Pepper, and then at the Pepsi, and grunts*
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Jan 8, 2001
*sea downs the pepsi*
[sea] me like both.
*sea points at the empty dr pepper can and grunts, as if to say "don't forget to recycle that"*
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NYC Student - The innocent looking one =P Posted Jan 8, 2001
*NYC tosses it in the air, flips out his uzi, and reduces it into little aluminum bits. He smiles.*
[sea] Oh c'mon. Pick those bits up. You're littering.
*NYC frowns and searches for where the bits fell*
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Jan 8, 2001
*sea holds out a recycling bin. NYC scowls even more. sea grins at him*
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NYC Student - The innocent looking one =P Posted Jan 8, 2001
*NYC finishes putting all the bits into the recycling bin, which he subsequently empty's on sea's head. He grins*
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Jan 8, 2001
*sea turns red. she fumes. her hands close into fists. she looks mighty pissed*
*then, suddenly, she calms down. her hands relax. her face returns to its normal color. NYC looks relieved*
[sea] i don't have to be violent. BUT I WANT TO!!!
*sea tackles NYC before he knows what is happening*
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NYC Student - The innocent looking one =P Posted Jan 8, 2001
*sea punches NYC; NYC hold her arms*
[NYC] hey! don't you think you're taking this too far?
[sea] no...
[NYC] well, alright then.
*sea headbutts NYC, NYC punches sea*
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Jan 8, 2001
*sea holds up a finger to call for a momentary time out. she rubs her forehead*
[sea] owwwww..... remind me not to do THAT again...
*sea tackles NYC again, and the fight is back on*
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Zeb (Viva Something-or-Other! And the Zaphodistas!) Posted Jan 8, 2001
(*STILL reading from Emar, 3:15*)...and bile, and lymph, and nerve-endings, and assorted parts of the medula-oblongata, and lungs, and guts, and black stuff, and about 50 SlimJims, and toejam, and hair. THUS they would be spared the horror of "Tim Allen on Grunting Males" humor.
_________Amen.
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NYC Student - The innocent looking one =P Posted Jan 9, 2001
*punch*
*whap*
*crash*
*kick*
STOP! *PANT PANT pant pant pant...*
okay.
*slam*
*smack*
*bash*
*thud*
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Jan 9, 2001
*with a mighty THWACK sea goes flying into the nearest wall. she groans and slides down onto a heap on the floor*
*NYC, panting, stares at her, then starts to turn away. sea springs up like a demented jack-in-the-box and tackles him*
*punch*
*kick*
*slap*
*scratch*
*feminine squeal of pain*
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NYC Student - The innocent looking one =P Posted Jan 9, 2001
*sea flips NYC on a wide arc ending with a large WHAM on the pavement a few feet from her. NYC reaches out and grabs hold of her legs, and pulls. Sea falls on the floor with a THUD. NYC scrambles to his knees and pauses to catch his breath. Sea takes this opportunity to kick him in the face*
*kick*
*smack*
*crash*
*whap*
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Jan 9, 2001
*sea scrambles to her feet, as she wonders if NYC just got an eyeful. she backs up, rubbing her sore behind, and waits*
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NYC Student - The innocent looking one =P Posted Jan 9, 2001
*NYC stares at sea wide-eyed*
camouflage?
*sea blushes profusely, then recomposes herself and punches NYC*
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