h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*NYC puts away the pizza*

MEMEMEMEMEMEME!

*Corrupt holds the pizza out as NYC pounces on it and shreds the box*

[oh wait... I don't know WHAT I was thinking for the first remark]

[...and switch Corrupt with sea and it works]

[sea] HEY!!!!!

*sea jumps on NYC and starts grabbing at the pizza*

*Corrupt sticks the remainder of the box and pizza on the table and watches NYC, Sea, Emar, and Zeb go at it.*

Don't worry...I already ate MY slice...AAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!!

*the scream was from seeing a spaceship shoot off into the sky*

Zeb, wasn't that YOUR secret spaceship?

*NYC swipes the pizza from sea's hands, and holds her back with one hand. she shoves him, and both fall on top of the pizza*

now look what you've done!

*NYC kicks sea*

*watching spaceship with binoculars*

No, I'm wrong--Sea, Kudos and Evilene just hijacked your spaceship.

Sea: WHAT????

*Takes a few slices of pizza*

Thank you, mortal delivery-person. When we rule the universe, you will be well compensated.

*The pizza boy is so confused by that remark that he leaves without asking for a tip*

I love remarks like that!

[sea] they took the azrael? what?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

*sea takes out her agression on NYC*

Sea, they not only took it, but they're...making out in it? UGGGGGHHHH!!!!

Krylma, could you PLEASE give the person mentioned about 40 postings ago the welcome he so rightly deserves? Don't be very nice about it, though...

hey! stop!

*NYC, unfairly beat upon, fights back*

*punch*

*kick*

*smack*

*sea stops fighting with NYC at the thought of evillene and kudos alone in her ship*

*NYC continues to beat on her*

*sea screams earth-shatteringly*

*the earth rumbles; pieces of the arena break off. One falls and hits NYC squarely in the head, knocking him cold*

*watching the spaceship reluctantly*

Sea, quit taking it out on him and CATCH THAT RATTY ALIEN AND THE SPACESHIP...oh GEEZ, that's sick...

*sea looks stunned*

[sea] i will definitely have to remember that... NYC? NYC?

*sea shakes NYC's shoulder gently*

[sea] *looks up at corrupt* how am I going to stop them? i'm not going up there... *shudders*

...if you insist...but if you saw what those two are DOING in your ship I think you'd have a different perspective...

*hands Sea the binoculars*

*sea looks through them reluctantly*

*sea realizes what she is seeing*

*sea screams again and throws the binoculars away, and rubs her eyes vigorously*

*sea searches her pockets for the self-destruct device*

rrrggggghhh.... my head...

*NYC realizes what pain he's in, and chloroforms himself to relieve it*

aahhh... *zzzZZZZzzzzz...*

*sea is still searching for the self-destruct device*

*the device is not in her pockets*

*sea checks NYC's pockets, then corrupts, then everyone else in the forum*

*sea screams again*

...here, Sea, throw THIS at it...

*hands Sea a left over Can Of Whoopass(tm) from Zeb's reign of terror*

*looks through binoculars*

...and HURRY!!!!