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Apollyon - Grammar Fascist Started conversation Dec 19, 2002
I am Hussassan, Silicon Samurai, E-vil Thingite Shogun, despotic ruler of the planet New Trantor with legions of dark samurai, evil knights, black sorcerors, collossal death robots, etc. at my disposal.
I also have a very impresive fleet of hyper-advanced spacecraft. Special skills include mastery of Ancient Magick (sic), strength mortals cannot contemplate, and the ability to drive sentient beings raving mad with a mere suggestion. Sign me up or face all the wrath of a solar system!
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Apollyon - Grammar Fascist Posted Dec 20, 2002
Oh, I forgot to mention, I have a vast army of demons, and have just created the ultimate soldier by combining my demons, machines, and organics. My magickal swords and armour are each the 1st of their kind ever made and the swords each contain approximately 3 planets-worth of souls that they have defeated. Now let me in or you shal surely perish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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