When did my life become somebody else's?

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Nanny says I can't smoke this

Nanny says I can't smoke that.

Nanny says I must breath this, though,

because Nanny needs it to be so.

Nanny says I can't eat this,

Nanny says I can't drink that.

Nanny says I must ingest this, though,

because Nanny wants it to be so.

Nanny says I can't say this,

Nanny says I can't think that.

Nanny says I must learn this, though,

because Nanny will spank if it isn't so!


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