When did my life become somebody else's?
Created | Updated Oct 18, 2004
Nanny says I can't smoke this
Nanny says I can't smoke that.
Nanny says I must breath this, though,
because Nanny needs it to be so.
Nanny says I can't eat this,
Nanny says I can't drink that.
Nanny says I must ingest this, though,
because Nanny wants it to be so.
Nanny says I can't say this,
Nanny says I can't think that.
Nanny says I must learn this, though,
because Nanny will spank if it isn't so!