h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

* If pink lurid decorations are your thing, It appears you have come to the right place. Even Dame Barbara Cartland would consider the decorations to be a little over the top. Plastic pink flamingos shouldn’t be on the top of any decorators list, no matter making them a central feature, which are ‘wading’ in the plastic water fountain. The pink mood lighting induces more than a little ill-ease in the stomach region, which really isn’t a problem though, for the joss-sticks burning vanilla essence have already made you bilious. *

* Just as you start your conversation, a small periscope appears from the plastic water fountain’s pool. A big glaring eye can be seen, and if you listen very hard, alot of Ooh’s & Aah’s can be heard... *