Marshchapel, Lincolnshire, UK
Created | Updated Jan 28, 2002
Marshchapel is a small village about 12 miles away from the town of Grimsby on the east coast of England.
The village consists of one shop, two pubs, a butchers, a chip shop, a village hall and a park for kids. It is the biggest out of a small network of villages that include North Cotes, Grainthorpe and an old RAF air base, Cherry Park. The population of this village is around 500, but this is made up mostly of old people who like to complain to each other about someone down the street. These same people will usually then go down to the person they were complaining about and complain about the person they were just talking to.
This village has no interest for teenagers and very little for children. The best it can do is some swings, a climbing frame and a roundabout. Teenagers have the football goals, but they never get used as the village seems to soak up people's energy.
Drinking is perhaps the only thing that is good in Marshchapel. Apart from this, the best thing would be to save a lot of money and go to Cleethorpes for a night out (massive taxi fares) or just hope for a lot of house parties.