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St.Peter's - Guardian Angel Helpline...
GOD Started conversation Jun 30, 2000
* Recorded Message... *
This is a recorded message. Or I wouldn't need to be saying this, I would probably be out on some lovely golf course, not even remotely interested...
This is Saint Peter's 24 hour, call out, Guardian Angel Helpline...
If you are new to the heavenly fold and you are having problems getting about and/or holding your liquor. Please leave your message after the beep...that doesn't sound remotely like a beep...
* HONK !!! *
Hmmm...I think that went rather wel...
* Message Ends *
St.P.
St.Peter's - Guardian Angel Helpline...
Archangel Big 'Evil' Dan Posted Jul 22, 2000
*taps the line so that he may listen to, and answer questions.*
St.Peter's - Guardian Angel Helpline...
GOD Posted Jul 24, 2000
* Snoring is audible down the other end of the line... *
St.Peter - Ah !!! Oh !!! ... Oh, it's you BED !!! 
Good Idea...
St.P.
St.Peter's - Guardian Angel Helpline...
GOD Posted Sep 15, 2000
St.Peter - Welcome back Dan !!!
St.P.
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