A Conversation for Goatsucker

Chupacabra

Post 1

Deckard

'El Chupacabra' or the goat sucker, as it's name translates, because it supposedly sucks the blood out of goats, is a curious creature, whose existance is mainly in stories and supposed sightings is a misunderstood creature. It comes from Ruber Nendel a planet in the second galaxy over, there are alot of them on the planet, Well 4 more and there will be as many as them as people, so they could be walking around; just like people, and when a goat gets the blood sucked out of it, and a person sees one, it is as likely to think the person did it, as the person will think about this creature.


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Post 2

wingpig

No, it comes from somewhere in South America where it punctures both goats and cattle. Imani Coppola named her debut album after the phenomenon in 1997. Even though she lives in New York. Oh well. Anyway, there have been a few sightings of the victims but never of the beastie itself. Why are no scientists sitting in hides with cows staked out before them to try and catch it?


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Post 3

Deckard

This is all pretty useless anyway, so let's just forget we ever talked


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Post 4

wingpig

Most of the stuff in all the forums (fora?) is useless. Is Deckard your actual name or are you a fan of Blade Runner? Try something like Hig Hurtenflurst, Shooty, Band Bang or even the Wise Old Bird for something more HHGG-related.


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Post 5

Deckard

Deckard is not my real name, but i am glad to see someone spot where i got it from


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Post 6

Gizmo

sorry i`ve come to the worng page i thought the goat sucker was some sort of weird porn


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Post 7

wingpig

It might be, but it isn't here. Make it into some form of porn yourself. The simplest way would be to name the lead male "Goat". It can't be as bad as something my mates saw the other day, a 1960-odd argentinian effort called "The Curious Dr. Humpp" about a guitar-playing monster who intended to turn everyone into "screwing machines" with his seductive music.


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Post 8

Rico

The reason why Coppola named her CD "La Chupacabra" was according to MTV that she was so into the X-Files and she saw an episode with the same name. She thought it meant "Alien" in spanish...


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