h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

x RDO Insufficient Excess n9.8.2.0.1354

1. This Special Circumstances forum is operating undr M32 encryption.

2. Location: Planetary Space Platform Space Station BigC

3. This forum has been created due to the expulsion of Federation science personnel by entity "BigC" (Ref: U116693).
Entity was claiming that his technology was too superior to ours for any of our research to be worth his while. Incorrectly. [Blueprint analysis attached].

4. Soon afterwards, "BigC" Was contatcted by us (multiple) in an attempt to rectify the situation.

5. Message was replied to by a Pr. C. Tonks of the Involved group the "Multi-Galactic Government of San
Beta", claiming entity BigC does not exist. They both exist and are one and the same person (Ref: U116693].

6. Special Circumstances have upgraded to situation to Emergency
Context Situation status. A Federation fleet of 15 Rapid Offensive Units, 5 General Contact Units and 1 General Systems Vehicle is convening on this location.

7. We (multiple) are coordinating this investigation.

Don't give me that crap Krans...I'm talking in RL, not VR...
You've failed...this thread's being deleted as well...
And I was right...there is no such 'entity' as BigC, or the Space Station BigC...
In the desperation to sort this out for your own ends, you couldn't even be bothered to read the title of the forum! duh!
If you had read my email, you would see that in VR I have power, although limited, over this galaxy...I have never joined any 'Federation', and they have no rights over me...
and if you're trying to conduct this formally, you're already getting it wrong! My nae is Christopher Tonks, formally, Pr. C. Tonks...The Big C is a nickname, even in VR...

Get it right, do...

And this 'station is classified, under the San Beta Vessel Classifications Act, as a Space Station. This is the property of me, and I'm the property of the San Beta Government, so you can take it out with them...
...But you will encounter a problem there: San Beta, as one of my creations, is under my control, and will never enter into h2g2!

You've failed...again...

}And I don't like being arbitrarily ignored! Take it back ... or else!{

Corrections.

a) GSV contains assorted ROUs, making your estimate of numbers of ROUs wrong by a factor of approx. 5333.3(recurring)

b) San Beta is a multi-galactic group comprising (logically) more than one galaxy from the universe in which we speak. The federation is comprised of 73 of what you call "universes". Membership is determined by a majority vote of sublimed entities (who are, of course, more powerful than any physical entities, although who choose almost never to exert influence in the physical plane). The Universe in which San Beta resides comes under the jurisdiction of said federation. Regrettably, the federation (as a rule) does not choose to make itself known to many of the entities in many of its' "universes" due to the (reasonable) arguament that this may completely change the course of a civilisation, which we would not want to do. However, in these circumstances, denial is a usual reaction.

A further point: the federation's jurisdiction encompasses the 11 commonly known "string" dimensions, not including the 4th dimension, in which we travel only in the event of OCPs (Outside Context Problems), and although we do not officially police the 12th dimension onwards, we do keep an eye on these. (The 12th dimension onwards are used for a number of energy-related things rather more complicated to explain than would be liked.)

- Incorrect Catachresis

}And, Krans, you still have a chance to take that back.{

*RL:*

There you go people!

I told you, I'd get the Astro~ thread deleted!

Never doubt me again! It just took the techies a while to get round to it...they are very busy after all...



Further announcements to do with the future of the Secondary Labs and their staff are to be on the Space Station front page...

*...RL.*

Yes, well, you're right, but you're wrong as well. They deleted "The Astroengineering Lab (2)". That means that "The Astroengineering Lab" is still open. Oh well, we all make mistakes.

*RL:*
No...that one was agreed upon by everyone to be closed...
The only reason I got the second one deleted was because no one would agree that it was finished..not surprisingly...
*...RL.*

if anyone wants a copy, I took a copy of a cached version of the entire thread, with the exception of about the last post or so.

}Krans, you haven't taken it back! I will now RUIN this forum before it is deleted!!{

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*Neither the Disclaimer (rules) or A432460 was contradicted...*
*Post was NOT ignored...hehe...*

Holding down PgDn was very useful...

}Hmm ... I'll make this one longer.{
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I had to drag the scrollbar that time...

I just held down control and used my intelliwheel. It does a page down for each click, and it does about 15 clicks per revolution. And since it's an intellimouse explorer, I flick the wheel, and it keeps spinning.

I was using the school computers... no intellimouse...

}Krans, you still have the option of taking it back.{
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}Krans, you still have the option of taking it back.{

What are you referring to again? I can't be bothered to scroll right back to the beginning of the forum...

}I'll take that as a "yes".{

[pause]

}You'd said in the deleted forum that any posts I'd make would be ignored. And until I decided to ruin all this, you did.{