h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[The ships are in perfect condition, and nothing has been modified about them, except that each has a bowl of melted ice cream in one of the airlocks]

[Beep. Removing foreign entities...done. Replacing ships in appropriate positions...done.]

*A deep silence settles oer the GalArmy Hangar...*

[Nothing happens.]

[After a moment, nothing happens.]

[Immediately, nothing continues to happen.]

*Nothing, just for a change, decides to climb into the hangar, and settles into the enveloping seat of one of the GalArmy Star Fighters. He breaths a sigh of comfort, and takes a nap...*

[Beeoop. Anti-Grav equipment recieved from Excess Cargo holdage room 12. Sound-Amplifier system recieved from Tertiary Laboratories, Sector D31.]
[Loading Heavy Frieght Carrier...done.]
[Sending...]

*the rather large Heavy Frieghter lifts off from its platform and flies out of the Hangar towards the beach...*

*Hears status announcement, and looks around*

Beach? What beach? What freighter? Why a sound-amplifier? Can someone tell me what's going on?

{Beeoop. Cargo is being transferred to the h2g2 Beach for the new Anti0Grav Dance Club being built, under supervision of Pr. C. Tonks. He is supplying equipment.]
[Transport by order of subject Croz.]

What's the Galactic Resource Locator? So I can go there?

[GRL? I am not firmiliar with this device or system. Most cetainly not under juristiction of Pr. C. Tonks.]

*Notice to Everyone:*

As of the time of this posting, anyone who wishes to post in any threads in the Space Station forum must agree to the Terms and Conditions set out on the Space Station page, at the bottom.

Simply click on the appropriate link, and send me an email with your username on h2g2, so you will not be ignored in these threads.

Thankyou...

- Pr. C. Tonks

*...Notice to Everyone.*

GRL = A123456...

[Beeoop. Attention. Pr. C. Tonks no longer present on Space Station. Highest security measures in place.Residence and visitors to conform with H-Security regulations. Thankyou.]
[Pr. C. Tonks will return in aprox 3 days.]

*3 days later, just as said, the C.ompuT.er makes the following announcement:*
[Attention. Pr. C. Tonks has now returned, and the H-Security regulations no londer have to be followed. Please proceed with your normal lives. Thankyou.]

The Space Station BIg C has been moved!
We are now to be found at http://www.h2g2.com/A468155 !


- Pr. C. Tonks

Please do not post here any longer...