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The booze run

Post 1

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Are we all set for the booze run then? Sidney Kidney appears to have acquired what can only be described as a big lorry, so I thought maybe we could use that... smiley - smiley


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Post 2

Abi

talk about handing the lunatics the keys to the asylum!!!


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Post 3

Demon Drawer

*DD drives up with a truck load of Irish Whiskey and Guinness*

What else do we *need*?


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Post 4

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Something for the ladies? smiley - smiley


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Post 5

Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den

*Sid flick open the back of the tail lift*

Load her up, load her in!!

*piles of empty JD bottles roll out of the back of the truck*


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Post 6

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

You might have to clear her out first, Sid! I can see you've done this before... smiley - smiley


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Post 7

Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den

As long as it's for your own personal consumption, it's perfectly legal!smiley - winkeye

Now come on, or we will miss the ferry...


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Post 8

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Passport... credit cards... right, I'm ready. Better stop off at the bottle bank on the way though, or we'll have no room to bring anything back!


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Post 9

Abi

And remember not to get shirty with customs - we are not going to bail you out if you get impounded.


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Post 10

I'm not really here

Something for the ladies? Sexism lives. I am not sure that I want to come to this party now. Full of macho bullsh*t, it sounds to me.


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Post 11

Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den

*Sid steps back totally stunned!!!!*

w....wo....wot did I say?

*holds head in hands* smiley - sadface


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Post 12

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Blimey, it's political correctness gone mad...
Okay then, nothing for the ladies!


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Post 13

Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den

Hear hear!!


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Post 14

Researcher 50416

Yeah,
And don't forget the absynth and the mixers.
Who's getting the beers in anyway ?


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Post 15

I'm not really here

Well that's just charming.
why can't we all drink the same stuff? That would be a novel idea. I know it's a bit late now, but still...


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Post 16

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

You are, of course, perfectly entitled to drink whatever you want... the "something for the ladies?" comment was a joke, hence the smiley - smiley after it.


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Post 17

Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den

She aint laughing Ev!


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Post 18

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

No, apparently not.


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Post 19

Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den

Pull a funny face......... yes that the one!!

Ohh sorry, that IS your normal face (if you can call it normal)!!

Take your hat off Ev....flatter the girl alittle!!!


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Post 20

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

I fear you may be making things worse, Sid... *removes hat anyway*


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