h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

My! What ever next! Talk about devious.....

I suppose your next trick will be leaving pack-a-sacks on people's door steps to collect unwanted (by other people, not you) doughnuts!

Still, 10/10 for ingenuity! Well done!

Me a smart business type cat... ~grin~... me see an opening in the march and me took it... and just think how full me will be by the end of the day... ~Greebo rubs her tummy in anticipation~

I can see we're going to have to employ a really heavy duty truck for your float, Greebo me dear!

And possibly a crane to lift your bloated torso from the float after the parade!

*comes in lugging a large box*
could someone give me a hand please (stop clapping over there, i mean help ). i heard Greebo's call for help and came over just as fast as i could ......
*drops box on the floor and doughnuts begin spilling out everywhere*
OH NO!!!! HHHHHEEEELLLLPPPP!!!! this is terrible!!!!! all that work and now just look at it!!! all over the place ..........
monsy

~Greebo scrambles to help pick up the doughnuts... absently eating about 25 before me realises me has done it...~

Face it Greebo.... Your totally out of control and I recommend a visit to Doughnuts Anonymous before it's too late!

D.A.???? Me don't need them... me has no problem.... ~Greebo sneaks another doughnut or two whilst no one watches~

Don't think I didn't see that!

LOL!!! if our Greebo visited DA and was cured then she just wouldn't be the same loveable kitty that she is now
*tosses a doughnut in the air to see if Greebo can catch it before it lands*
monsy

~Greebo launches herself into the air.... her rather ponderous belly following at least 13 seconds after... grin... She does a complicated back..forward... roll and then gracefully catches the doughnut... flips it up higher in the air.... does some flying leaping jacks... catches the doughnut again... eats it... and lands with a soft thud on all four paws...~

*Gives a round of applause....*

I really felt the earth move just then, Greebo!

*Wanders off muttering under her breath "soft thud", indeed!*

~Cheeky grin~... Talking of Earth Moving...

*Looks expectant*

Well??????? Do tell!

Gentleman present, girls. * Blushes*
Just wanted to say welcome back Greebz. *Runs out B4 conversation starts again*

~Greebo wonders... WHO WAS THAT MASKED MAN???~

Hey Gweenie... ~grin~... it was wonderful... ~soppy grin~... me wants to have a honeymoon every week...

*Reciprocated soppy grin*

Aw! That's so luverly! I spent my honeymoon with John in Malta while my parents looked after Mair. We spent most of the holiday in the sea as John was doing his P.A.D.I. Advanced Open Water diving qualification and the rest of the time he was snorkelling with me and making me flee from encroaching sharks! (It's a wind-up he did on me one time!)

You can have a honey moon every year, you know - try to fix it in as an anniversary celebration...... (sneaky, hey?)

BTW - Dr. John broke his wrist, playing cricket.... All say "Ahh!"

Ahh! I've given him a soft cushion and a bottle of Lucozade tho. Welcome back Greebo.

Check out the following forum, Greebo.....

They're blowing up lots of balloons for the h2g2 birthday party and I'm sure they could do with a helping "claw"....

http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=37098&thread=46968

I've been messing around there for a couple of days...... It could do with being "livened up" !!!!

Thanks for the welcome... ~grin~... me will go straight over to the forum and say hello... in my timid little way... ~grin~

Poor DJ... poor wrist... Ahhhhhhhhhhh....

Some of us are on a red London bus going from Niagara Falls to Las Vegas at:
http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=18878&thread=48039
Theres room for more!