h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Thanks Irving. You're a big help.

I appriciate greebo late at night when I'm ACEing and she's (correct sex?) always got there before me

I don't Appreciate my own inability to spell, however...

Yah, Greebo's a she. In fact, she's a blushing bride (or soon will be one )

~Irving

~grin~... Hi Lance... me hopes this means that you want to become a member of GAS... ~bigger grin~... me put you on the fan list anyway at number 11...

Pick up you memebers badge here... http://www.h2g2.com/A295328

Don't worry about not spelling... me can't either... so that makes three of us... ~another grin~... can't count either... in case you were wondering...

I'll join your club, did you get your Wedding card?

SallyM

*a dwaggie snout pokes around the door*
hullo? Greebo?
kan I come in? puleeze?
*rest of dwaggie appears in doorway, also large box of doughnuts/milk/straw*
I brought doughnuts.
*Looks around*
Phew--it's a little quieter here than at your pre-wedding bash. Although I am sure that very soon your thousands of admirerers will be clamoring at the door.

Meanwhile, here are some lovely fresh doughnuts and could I please be in your club? You are my favorite Greebo T. Cat! And I would love not to get the tee shirt and secret decoder ring and everything else that doesn't come with membership.


yer friend,
blu
}:=8

Hi new members... ~grin~...

SallyM you will be fan no# 12
bludragon you will be fan no# 13... er.. you will have to say if you are supper tit shush... and me will make you fan no# 14...

Please pick up your members badge to display on your homepage here....
http://www.h2g2.com/A295328

Hello, do I want to a member of a club which which will have me as a member?

YES, please let me be a member of GAS.

Thank you

not superstissus...supperstittio...what you said...

can be member #13 or #12.5 or whatever your incredibily sophisitcated and complex membership system wants.
*hee hee*

}:=8

Hey Phil... nice to see you here... ~grin~... here you go... fan no #14... and please pop along to http://www.h2g2.com/A295328
to pick up your shiny badge for display on your homepage...

Me is so popular you know... one day this will all go to my head... ~big proud grin~

heavens no dear Greebo, it will never go to your head because you are much too modest to allow such a thing to happen
AA

*wonders how one who starts their own fan club can be considered modest*

Greebo: Of course I want to be in the Society! There's no other like it! Would you be at all offended if, under the badge I'll put on my page, I wrote "One researcher's quest to expand her ego"?

Lance.

Hi Lance... you have just joined the biggest and bestest... fan club on h2g2... your fan number is #15... and me don't mind you writing beneath your badge... ~grin~... me thinks you have an idea where to get it from... ~bigger grin~... so me won't repeat the link...

Thanks for joining... me don't think you will be sorry... well you might... but that is not my problem... ~grinny grin~

Gosh... me is so wonderful... me not sure how you all cope with me...

Greebz! Sign me up! I adore you my dear!
Marv

Thanks Marv... you are now member no#16... please collect your members badge from http://www.h2g2.com/A295328

Display it on your homepage with pride... ~grin~


For the next week me is away... so if you wish to join GAS... then please be patient for me to acknowledge you... me will get back to you as soon as me is able... ~huggle~

I just noticed that I occupy member no.s 11 and 15. Does this grant me any special privelages?

Very clever, Lance. Let me try:

"Greebo, I want to join the club 17 more times. Can I please?"

And if that doesn't work...

"I'll give you donuts if you let me..."

(BTW Greebo, I'm just kidding. You can have the donuts anyway.)

hmmm. I can see the membership page taking form....
Lance Boyles - no. 17 thru 26
Big Evil Dan - no. 27 thru 56
Lance Boyles - no. 57 thru 84
Vegiman - no. 85
Big Evil Dan - no. 86 thru 117
Lance Boyles - no. 118 thru 2609
etc etc......

Lance.