h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I was wondering whether any of you have ideas for industrial uses for aerosol cheese.
Popcorn was discovered to be a more environmentally friendly version of the styrofoam chips normally used for packing fragile things for transport.
If aerosol cheese really ISN'T foamy, maybe it would be good as an environmentally friendly replacement for silicone sealer for temporary installations, such as junk food stands at festivals.

It's a well known (yet little expressed) fact within the quantum physics community, that aerosol cheese is
one of the few macroscopic objects that demostrates the Heisenburg Uncertainity Principle #2. This particular
revisement of the already popular first Principle, was devised shortly after Heisenburg's 1945 New Year's Eve
encounter with J. Robert Oppenheimer. Oppenheimer, after one too many shots of Edward Teller's Neutron Vodka
Smasher, decided to take revenge for a lost argument by spraying Heisenburg with a dollup of aerosol cheese. After
recovering his vision, Heisenburg noted that the more one is able to calculate the EXACT milk content of the aerosol
cheese, the less likely one is able to distinguish it from yogurt. This particular treatise most likely kept Heisenburg
from winning the 1948 Nobel Physics Prize.

Not a good idea roachs like the stuff.