Aerosol Cheese

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Little known outside of America, aerosol cheese is the most effective way of consuming a solid dairy product without chewing. Tasty without being in the slightest bit healthy, aerosol cheese contains the absolute minimum amount of reconstituted milk to still be considered a form of cheese. Popular with those travelling outside the home for its ready availability outside of the freezer section, aerosol cheese is a fine alternative to whipped cream on top of apple pies in Wisconsin. It is not a substitute for Spray Paint or Deodorant.

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