Silent Lovemaking - Librarians do it better

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Librarians are reputed to be the most silent love makers of all time. No screaming for more or loud moans and groans. Instead they have developed a sort of pleasure code based on the shushing sound and index finger.

They are also reputed to be the best prepared lovers, most have read all the technical and non technical books associated with the subject and therefore have a good understanding of the various positions and practices.

The best results are attained when two librarians do it, a common love making technique is to choose a book title and quote page references. Joy of sex, page 45, paragraph 2 is commonly whispered during librarians lovemaking session. Umm, I thought that was only in the revised version….

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