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A2939673 - Silent Lovemaking - Librarians do it better

Post 1

Deety

Entry: Silent Lovemaking - Librarians do it better - A2939673
Author: Deeety - U767438

Librarians do it Better.


A2939673 - Silent Lovemaking - Librarians do it better

Post 2

CaffienatedMonkey- (formally SupremeEarthworm) Dreaming of Sleep

Sadly, sexy librarians are hard to find... If anybody knows where they all please tell me. All the librarians I have seen aren't exactly sights for sore eyes... smiley - sadfacesmiley - winkeye


A2939673 - Silent Lovemaking - Librarians do it better

Post 3

Mrs Zen

Slight, but cute. It made me smile. smiley - smiley And look up page 45 in my very old copy of The Joy of Sex. smiley - blush

B.


A2939673 - Silent Lovemaking - Librarians do it better

Post 4

J

It made me smile too - if only because I'm going to show this to Hypatia smiley - biggrin

smiley - run

smiley - blacksheep


A2939673 - Silent Lovemaking - Librarians do it better

Post 5

Deety

That was a randomly selected page and I have ho idea what’s on it…

If the page contains anything to extreme then I apologise to all librarians

If the page contains something very very very tame then I apologise to all librarians.

smiley - biggrin


A2939673 - Silent Lovemaking - Librarians do it better

Post 6

Deety

If the page contains something that I have never heard of then I envy all librarians.


A2939673 - Silent Lovemaking - Librarians do it better

Post 7

Mrs Zen

Well in my copy it says "women who have really learned to enjoy sex are ususally as fascinated by their lover's penis, size included, as men are by women's breasts..." and it goes on from there.

Entertainingly, pages 15 and 18 are about the subject of noise during sex, and para 3 on page 18 might be the most suitable. It starts "The important points are these - in mutual, let-go intercourse, make as much noise as you like." It then acknowledges that this is not always possible and goes on to suggest ways of having silent or silentish sex.

It really is *sad* that I still have my copy of that book.

smiley - blush

B


A2939673 - Silent Lovemaking - Librarians do it better

Post 8

Tonsil Revenge (PG)

Oh, not at all.
The old edition of the Alex Comfort (snigger) classic
is much better than the newer editions.

I had a copy for many years. It has helped me out very much with my wife. Almost as much as the Xaviera Hollander columns in Penthouse during the seventies...smiley - kisssmiley - blushsmiley - run


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