h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

My eldest son is called Martin, too.

Great idea about Frank N. Furter - we could do a Rocky Horror Show take off ...

In the meantime - here is a tray of s (Faschingskrafpen) and lots of Sekt for an impromptu mid-morning party

*Looking for Magenta and Columbia*

Leeeet's do the time warp agaaahain...

It's just a click, err, jump to the left....

Oooooh, I LOVE the Rocky Horror Show.


"I'm just a sweet transvestite..."

Aurora

Umm, sorry, that was the wrong scene, but anyway, I'm glad the Stimmung is slowly building up again

What do you think is the best scene in the RHPS ?

In my opinion, it's the scene when Janet and Rocky are found beneath the sheets... and then there are some seconds just filled with:
-"Janet ?!"
-"Dr. Scott !!"
-"Rocky !?"
-"Brad !"
... and so on. You know what scene I mean ? I don't know if you can understand this but for me, this is the most funniy scene in the whole movie...

Sorry to butt in, but I have just completed the entry about confusing words.

Take a look

http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A498675

*trying to remember* hmm, yes!
My favourite scenes are those where you can throw matter around in the cinema (there used to be one around here which sold a bag with rice, a newspaper, some bottled water & such) in the appropriate place. So in the wedding scene you throw rice into the audience, and when the downpour scene starts, people are better off if they hold the newspaper over their heads


* hurrying over to the confusion words galore/gallery/Galerie (!) entry *

My Goodness the sharks are starving, the furniture is collecting dust and nobody emptied the trash bin

Had a quarrelwith my boyfriendand nowI#m in need of a REALLY STIFF drink.Yes I know, that won't help, but at least I WILLBe able to forget my problems with that f***ing keyboard;
Going to take the bus out of that f***ing godforsakenSch***kaff in 70 minutes
Enough time to get reallyreallydrunk
WANNA JOIN?

Oh, I hope it's not too late to help you, and that you've already helped yourself to some . Anyway, here's one with rum, and another to join the first one!

I'd like one, too... no wait, I changed my mind. I take two. Or three. With rum, please...
Don't know if this will help you, but you're not the only one I seem to live in a bad soap opera at the moment. The RPG Club I built up with my friends in the last years is just falling apart and people who once were friends spent the whole day with blaming each other. I wanna have a drink, I wanna have a F***ing drink and I wanna all the people around me to stop this B******t and behave like grown-ups again...
*Sits down, looks around confused and waits for...
a) someone who will make him happy again
b) some idea how to solve certain problems and rescue humanity
c) a very large drink,
what ever may happen first. (Guess: c)

Hi Bossel, hi Jhos.

I feel better today, but one more vodka, perhaps, why not? Or a B52? Or 2? Or is it Double B 104 then?
And after that one more Feuerzangenbowle, 'cos I have a very sore throat because of a VERY long walk yesterday in that horrible Black Forest weather.
I found out that it helps a lot to go away without telling him/her, where you are going, when you want to return, and if you want to come back at all. Not nice, I know, but it WORKS.

Okay, guys, THANKS for your help and the and {{{hugs}}}

Well, that's a good step towards a), I guess, and yeah, gimme some wodka...
I found a very old and strange antique walkman-tape-recorder-radio-whatever-thing. I carry it around with me and walk through city, recording my lamentations about the state of the world in general and my life in special. This helps a lot, and I always have to laugh about the way people look at me when I to this... so I laugh again, but it's a bit cynical. Do you know any other strange ways to turn a sad state of mind into something that makes you laugh ? It's the sort of stuff I'm looking for at the moment....

* prepares a full squadron of B52s on the launch pad (some Mr. Harris would turn around his head in shame) and hands out targeting directions to the wing leaders *

My way of dealing with those situations is to unplug the telephone and connect myself to the stereo at full throttle, plus hammering on virtual drums. You may also associate the drums with the other person if you're like that.

* Gives a 'GO!' to the B52 fleet *

*starts to prepare some Aspirin-Flak's for later on *

*Flying high with B-52*

uhh... found another good thing, and this is as suggested listening to music, the stranger the better. Does anybody of you know 'IFA Wartburg' ? If this shouldn't be the case, you should change it. Imagine some guys from sweden, making real good music (something show-music/jazz-like) with german texts about the DDR... anyway noon of them really speaks german, so they translated everything with the dictonary and it sounds exactly like that... it's weird, absolutley weird... I think noone else would write songs like 'Agrawissenschaft im Dienste des Sozialismus'...
*Flying onwards and waiting to crash*

This reminds me of a babylon5-newsgroup I belonged to were I was the Quotenpilotin of Starguppies (-o-)
AXR, could you add some Paras?

*Para-missiles armed and ready*

Paras? IFA Wartburg? -- sorry, I don't seem to have met any of these
But the B52s seem to have hit their targechs, gidddn't zeiy, hicks?