h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Dear Yankee, you talk out of your frigging arse: our beer is excellent

As an inhabitant of this sceptred - if somewhat chilly - isle, I am well aware of the glories of our national brew. Perjaps you would like me to be a little clearer on the wonders of Great British Beer?

Warm is a relative term. Most of the cask beer I've drunk has been cold by my standards; but not the sub-zero, stomach anaesthetising, temperature beloved of our American cousins. However, the aforementioned stuff is too readily available in the form of the dreaded lager in all of our pubs. But strangely enough, there are micro breweries in the States making quite respectable British style beers.