h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I think this is the best forum I've ever started. I'm just waiting for Friday to get here. Miss the MB.

Monkey Boy must be quite a good person to of had you create a page in his honour. please, do tell me a bit about this person
AA

Yes, who is this monkey boy? I know a monkey boy, but his name is spelled 'Munky' not 'Monkey'.

Let me start by saying that I believe the best of all the world is here, at h2g2. I have met nothing but concerned, intelligent people here. Well, Monkey Boy came into my blessed life, wanting to spread the message of LOVE throughout the universe. He is a mere 23 years old, and totally devoted to changing the world for the betterment of the human race. He is empathetic and non-judgemental. He has become a true friend, although an ocean separates us. I am honoured to know him.

he sounds lovely to me ...i must say that i am still amazed at how through the internet distance no longer matters....we are now able to find friends and learn about their cultures no matter where they are. i have found that some of my best friends are across an ocean from me
AA

I feel the exact same way. I have formed truer friendships here, than I have in the "real" world. It's beautiful to have conversations with people who genuinely understand you, whether it's at a virtual party or a help line like yours. There are no obstacles to overcome. It's Heaven.

i have found through my internet travels that one thing which makes it easier to form friendships is the blindness, you do not have to overcome such things as race, sex, physical limitations and so on...the outward things which sometimes make it hard for us to talk with others are no longer there, what you are left with is what is inside (which is what counts). it is also better here where almost everyone is open and honest....
AA

Flying through the air on his best vine, Monkey Boy comes swinging through the trees gaining height all the time. Just when you think he can go no higher he lets go of his vine. Plumeting towards the floor he performs a perfect flumpasault and lands softly in his big old arm chair.

Hello, whats all this then. I'm not used to this kind of attention.
Agony Aunt. nice to see you. How did you arrive here? The Cheese. who is this other monkey you know?

I have some bottled love here in my bag. I was wondering if people would help me spread it round H2G2. The human race needs love to survive. It's very rare that love is shared between the every day people we meet. smileing at the post man, offering a helping hand to the old lady in the street, stopping to talk to the begger or the tramp, talking to the checkout worker. etc etc.

Love is all around us but only the wise make use of it in all situations.

Alicat is the most beautiful, blessed and wonderful creature I know.

love you all

MB

*alicat pulls up her most comfortable chair next to Monkey Boy's. Happy to be in his presence, she sits quietly, reflecting on the effect he has had in her present state of mind. She thinks she has never been this happy before. Love permeates every atom, as they share a bottle of the purest love.* This IS Heaven.

Love is tender
Love is kind
No eyes of envy
True love is blind
Love never faulters
Love stands the test
Throughout all wrong
Love is the best.

Love knows when to say no
Love knows when to let go
Love shines like the light of the the sun
And love shows the world that when shared there is no wrong.

Oh how creative!!!

Monkey Boy, that's beautiful. You are always full of surprises. There's a great party at the Sheraton, in Niagara Falls. I even (gasp) sang a song. We've been drinking non-stop since the 1st. You know everyone there. I've been spiking all the alcohol with LOVE. You'll have to come and we'll sing a duet. Maybe "I Got You, Babe". I hope Agony Aunt and the Cheese find their way there, too.

oh my stars in heaven i do believe the two of you are the sweetest couple i have ever seen ....it is so great to see such happiness and love ...dear me, i can't seem to stop smiling
AA

Hi AA. He is such a special blessing. I find myself actually springing out of bed in the morning, just to talk to him. Could you possibly make it over to the Sheraton in Niagara Falls? Such wonderful friends there.
http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=18878&thread=45311
Ali*

We're taking a bus to Vegas, but we're stopping at Mari-rae's farm first. There are horses. Please try to come.

http:www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=18878&thread=48039

I miss the contact. I have been threatened at the address you gave me. LOL . I Can try it again.

My Dearest Love,

I have never been good at patience. I have no way of talking to you, and I'm so lost. Two weeks is such a long time. I have never known such pure and honest love. I wish you could contact me. I miss you so much. I pray for you every day. Godspeed, MB.

Your Alicat*

My Dear Sweet Monkey Boy,

How I miss you. Your kind, loving presense, your words of love and empathy. I await your return with great anticipation. I am lost.

my poor sweet dear where has your monkey boy gone?? i hope he is not gone for long.....
AA

Oh, AA, he's on vacation in the States for two weeks. It seems like an eternity. He has changed my life so. The e-mail address he left got me to the Postmaster General! They are not very friendly people there. I must console myself with prayers for his safety and wishes for a wonderful vacation. I have not felt this incomplete before.

Alicat thinks she hears a russle in the trees above her......Could it be? Just as she utters his name, MonkeyBoy come flying out of the nearest tree on a golden vine. Landing directly infront of Alicat he kisses her sloftly and runs off into the bushes.

Looking down Alicat suddenly notices something at her feet. It's a small golden box. Alicat opens the box slowley and gasps as she she's whats inside. A single diamond mounted on a white gold necklace. Enscribed on the back of the necklace is the worl Love.

Oh my love. *Tears of pure and utter joy fill alicat's eyes. Her fondest dream has come true.* Oh my Monkey Boy! I have something for you , as well. *Alicat calls to her soulmate. She has a gold box in her hands. She gives it to her Monkey Boy. He opens it and sees inside a platinum ring of alternating diamonds and sapphires. Blue for love and white for purity. It is also inscribed "LOVE"* This is the happiest day of my life. Your return means the world to me. How in the world did you know I wear white gold? I love you more than life itself, my dear sweet love.