h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Any one fancy a pint?

Woul it help if I said it's my round?

So it's a cheap round then?

I'm game

sure

*calls for a pint of logger*

OK, Barman a Pint of 'Old Sid's Special Turnip Brew' for myself and a pint of 'Fizzy Dish Water' for my friend.

thanx, so whats happening in London on this fine evening? I've been at Channel 10 running the audio so I'm kinda loopy.

I had big day out in Brighton (Costal town sometimes refered to as 'London-on-sea'), Coach load of leather clad Goth's, Rocker's, Metal Dude's and accossiated riff raff decended on the town, hopfuly it will have recovered in time for next years day out.

Sounds excellent! I don't think I've been there but I like the Sherlock Holmes Inn in London and there's a really good inn just south of Edinburgh, (I can't spell ohh well) the name has escaped me but it has VERY good trout

Tourist Trap, next time you over here let me know and I'll show you the cool hangout's. (for starter's next time your in London try upstairs at the 'Intrepid Fox, Wardour St W1).

kewl. I'm trying to get enough money to get over to Ireland with my friend Kevin, and we're gonna drop by Scotland and run round England. I'll look forward to it. I don't know how easy it will to be to abtain a car from his relatives in Ireland though. I've got some friends in Trowbrigde that I haven't seen since he left the states a couple years ago. By the way how many channels of TV are there in London now? Last time I was there it was something like 14.

whats a Gerordi?

Depend's, if you got digital acouple of hundred?

Someone from the far NorthEast of England.

no wonder I had absolutely no clue what you guys where talking about

Yeah, it could be an idea to stay cleal of the intelectual conversation's, not sure how I got involved in that one?

sometimes it just sucks you in, I just said somthing in it either really stupid or extremely smart I can never be sure but no one's responded so I know that I did something

Ah' you stumped them (if you want to confuse them ask them about the simualities between english & norwegian grammer).

LOL