h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Or Brawl Part 2...


~Grin~

Come on... if you think you are 'ard enuff!!!!

~Greebo flexxes her titanium tipped falsie's~

Me ready for ya!!!

I am so disappointed ith Iron Maiden's appearance on Top Of The Pops...it makes me wanna do...stuff!

C'mere Greebo

Me ready for you man... ~Greebo drops into a crouch...~ Er... hang on... this is not comfortable... Greebo gets up~

Me really ready now... ~Greebo asumes the position... you know the one... from all those martial arts movies...~

Think ya tuff do ya???

~Greebo sticks out her chin... and with her palm upwards in front of her... waves Mike forward...~

Aw no, when I said "C'mere Greebo" I just wanted to give you nice big huggles

oh Double Poot... ~Vexed grin~... where is me going to get rid of this pent up aggression now!!!! ~Greebo gives Mike a huggle~

You can take it on me if you must. Alternatively, try the bar-side her

~Greebo extends her titanium tipped flase claws...~ Excuse me Mike... ~grin~...

~she reaches for the bar... and in a few seconds... all that is left of it is match stick sized pieces...~

Ahhhhhhh... that felt good!!!

Now that was very cool, but how will we go about serving customers? Do it on the floor?

~Greebo blushes... She rummages in her Garfield Backpack and brings forth to tubes of wood glue... she hands one to Mike... and then kneels down and starts sifting through the pieces of wood on the floor... ~

Er... this bit and... er... that bit... you think they go together Mike???

Well, maybe if we glooped a load of glue onto the floor and threw all the shards of wood into it, the glue would dry and we'd have a solid mass of wood'n'glue. How does that sound?

A splendid idea... ~grin~... ~Greebo squeezes out all her glue and await Mike to do the same..~

*That he does*

Now we pile on wood...wood is in glue . It dries...

And now we have two round blobs of shredded wood, plus the matchstiyx littering the floor. Well, maybe we could use the results of our endevours () as stylish new seats for sitting on *^_^*

They look... er... hmmm... very tasteful... ~Greebo tries to perch onto of one of the mounds...~ Not very comfy though...

i have splinters

~Greebo extends ONE titanium tipped claw...~ Want me to dig that out for you???

Please *^_^*