A Conversation for The 1st Annual H2G2 Academy Awards
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GOD Started conversation Mar 30, 2000
* staggers back from the bar, one could speculate that HE is quite possibly inebriated, but that would just be rumour mongering *
Stanley Kubrick ! Stanley....flipping...Kubrick...!!!
The director’s director, the auteur’s of auteur, the maverick with the willpower to work outside of the yolk of the movie moguls...pah !
More like the ‘Saint’ of the pseudo intellectual, who found it far to gauche to make a movie with something vaguely resembling a narrative, who had the audacity to foist Tom Cruise yet again on us again in a serious role...I mean, they say his movies were dehumanising, but using ‘Robo-Tom’ just takes the biscuit !
I wouldn’t have been so put out if it had been Sean Connery...
* Thinks to self : When I get around to doing the official movie version of MY memoirs ‘The Bible’; that’s who I want to play me... * 
- THE chairman of the board.
P.S. I know where you got the ‘Demon’ from your Drawer, and it wasn’t from playing bowls... 
You must have your Eyes Wired Shut...
Demon Drawer Posted Mar 30, 2000
Hey all I did was count and it's all out there in the public doamain. Even if I had cast my vote for Sir Connery it would have made no difference. 
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