h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*cuts to image of Sally Struthere on TV*

"For just the price of a cup of coffee a day, you can help keep Greebo T Cat, ACE from going through the horrible pangs of doughnut withdrawal. Please help*

(The above will be lost on our non-USA friends [who are many] and anyone under the age of 25.)

Largly but not completely... we have similar disaster appeals...

BTW, that was meant to be "Sally Struthers" and not "Sally Struthere".

Actually... thinking about... you could proberly get 12 doughnuts for the price of a cup of coffee at most cafe's over here... ~grin~... what a bargain...

Er, I hope they don't cost anything here, otherwise I might have run up a bit of a tab...
Greebo, apparently we can be on as many floats and similar as we like in the parade... logic doesn't really apply on h2g2
I'll add anyone onto the float who happens to be hanging around the doughnut stall... if anyone wants to be added, can they tell me what they look like / want to look like... (e.g. what creature, or sex/colour/colour of hair/age etc) fib as much as you like!

I'd like to be a cheese holding a chocolate DNA.

*hands over chocolate DNA*

Me is a plumpish orange cat of no particular breed... ~grin~... my picture is on my homepage... and you are welcome to draw me on Joanna's float... if you think you are talented enough to draw my purfect cuteness... ~big grin~...

Just kidding Pere~grin~... me is looking forward to what you think me looks like... after Lil's impression... me wonder's if yours will be about the same...

I'll have a go

I'm attempting this one as a normal 2D picture... I normally do 3D art but I'm drawing the limit at this one...

I've only just became an official ACE, so I thought I'd stop in for a bit. I've got important things to do elsewhere, too, but...ah, what the heck, I probably have time for just one donut...

*Steps over to the table, seizes one ferociously and stuffs it in his face, while reaching for two more*

Miff shup can muttbya...

*Swallows*

Better. Anyway, in case you hadn't seen the ads yet, I'm already working on a somewhat ACE-ly project, a guide to the weird clubs on H2G2. If you run such a club, or know of one that should be there, please check it out, and notify the proper authorities: http://www.h2g2.com/A270325

Me thinks your idea is grand... and it's now in my pull down link item on my homepage... so everyone can go and vist GB... ~grin~

Cool...I was just checking out the secret stats page. Apparently, I am 'erudite.' I think in the context, though, it just means I don't know when to shut up.

Whereas I have slipped of top spot in the most proflific list due to the fact I wasn't on-line last night do to exam setting.

Does anyone feel like explaining my new ACE powers to me? Because I browsed around the eGroup website and left feeling totally and completely mistified and stupid
Joanna, Princess of Darkness, eGroup Klutz

Why doesn't someone get vanilla custard filled doughnuts? The jammmy ones are nice but I really want a change. And doughnuts without orange cat fur on.

I would love to be on a float please. Imagine overweight heavy metal rock bass guitarist, bearded hippy survivor from the 60s. And please can I have one of those check headbands.

And me wants a Greebo special please... someone... hey guys me is dying of starvation here!!!

*hands over Greebo Special*
Eat and enjoy

Can I have a Doughnut, please?