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Fight! Fight! Fight!

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http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=35898&thread=44305

And now, a battle between:

MEWTWO

and

VEKURA!

[MEWTWO HP: 100/100 ok!]

[Vekura HP: 100/100 ok!]

[male] }Mega Kick!{

[Vekura] {Psychic!}

I'm sorry but MEWTWO does not know MEGA KICK. Please restate.

[male] }Hyper Beam, then.{

Coin toss: Heads

[MEWTWO used HYPER BEAM!]
Dice roll: 1
[Vekura HP: 65/100; STATUS: OK!]

[Vekura used PSYCHIC!]
Dice roll: 5
[Critical hit!]
[It's not very effective...]
[MEWTWO HP: 66/100; STATUS: OK!]

[male] }Revenge!{

[Vekura] {Mega Kick!}

Coin toss: Tails

[Vekura used MEGA KICK!]
Dice roll: 2
[Mewtwo HP: 31/100; STATUS: OK!]

[MEWTWO used REVENGE!]
Dice roll: 1
[Vekura HP: 0/100; STATUS: FAINTED]

[Vekura fainted!]

[Mewtwo wins!]

And now, a battle between:

LT. SURGE

and

BILLIAN!

Which Pokémon will Billian start with?

I choose Tonguetyd the Lickitung!

I choose Tonguetyd! Tonguetyd opens with *Hyper beam*!

Lt. Surge used RAICHU!

[Tonguetyd HP: 100/100 ok!]
[RAICHU HP: 100/100 ok!]

Coin toss: Heads

[Tonguetyd used HYPER BEAM!]
Dice roll: 5
[It's a critical hit!]
[RAICHU HP: 40/100 ok!]

[RAICHU used REFLECT!]
[It's surrounded by a shield!]

Coin toss: Heads

[Tonguetyd must recharge!]

[Raichu used THUNDERBOLT!]
Dice roll: 3
Random number: 10%
[It's paralysed! It may not attack!]
[Tonguetyd HP: 58/100 PARALYSED]

Not a particularly good start; but then, it's not a particularly bad start, either.

Grr...Take Down attack!

Coin toss: tails

[RAICHU used MEGA KICK!]
Dice roll: 3
[It's hit its mark!]
[Tonguetyd HP: 32/100 PARALYSED]

Coin toss: tails
[Tonguetyd is fully paralysed!]

I say again, Take Down attack.

Coin Toss: Heads

[Tonguetyd used TAKE DOWN!]
Dice roll: 4
[It's hit with recoil!]
[RAICHU HP: 35/100 ok!]
[Tonguetyd HP: 31/100 paralysed]

[RAICHU used BODY SLAM!]
Dice roll: 5
[It's a critical hit!]
[Tonguetyd HP: 0/100 fainted]

[Tonguetyd fainted!]

[What is your new choice of Pokémon?]

Oh, fart!
I choose Charlie the Charizard. Although he is part flying and so weak to Electric attacks, he knows Earthquake, which _should_ slaughter Raichu. Earthquake then.
BTW, someone has tried something very similar (and better known) than this at http://pokegym.thedojo.com/pbs/pbs.html

[Billian sent out Charlie, a CHARIZARD!]

Coin toss: heads

[Charlie used EARTHQUAKE!]
Dice roll: 1
[It's super effective!]
[RAICHU HP: 0/100 ok!]

[Congradulations, Billian! You've earned the THUNDER BADGE!]

What's at that link?

Reporter:Billian, now you've earned the Thunder Badge, what are you gonna do?
Billian:Well Al, I'm going to Disney Land!
The link is to the PBS, the Pokémon Battle Simulator. It's like this with a great deal more bugs.