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Grey Area Posted Mar 23, 2000
A Red Pen is what they used to censor mail and newspaper articles with.
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ted.tfl3.113713 Posted Mar 23, 2000
That was supposed to be; Nice! (friendly smiley!!)
I haven't got the hang yet...
So who was doing the censoring in this example?
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Grey Area Posted Mar 24, 2000
Those dark powers who are dedicated to eradicating smily faces, of course! 
H2G2 is unbelievably slooow today, for some reason. Maybe it's being censored.
I wish someone would censor this fog, I've got to go to work soon, and it's pretty thick.
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ted.tfl3.113713 Posted Mar 25, 2000
A fight against smiley faces seems one destined to fail, If it were ever accomplished, those dark forces would find themselves smiling, victory even in defeat!!!
I may seem a bit fredking optimistic, but yet I smile, and wish the same for all.
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Grey Area Posted Mar 25, 2000
In that case, type "colon small dash close bracket" and you can smile at everyone!
Perhaps the Dark Forces would lear rather than smile...
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ted.tfl3.113713 Posted Mar 26, 2000
I'd like to think they were smiling on the inside... 
(a ha, thanks)
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Grey Area Posted Mar 26, 2000
Dark Forces never smile, that's why they are Dark!
Can you see Darth Vader telling a joke?
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ted.tfl3.113713 Posted Mar 27, 2000
*Chkoooooh*(sound effect)
Why did the chicken cross the road, Luke...
*Hoooooooh*
It was it's Destiny.
(it works, right?)
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Grey Area Posted Mar 28, 2000
Ho, Ho
A pity you cannot hear my impression of Darth Vader with a cold! It's even easier at the moment 'cos I've got one...
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ted.tfl3.113713 Posted Mar 29, 2000
I've always wondered what is the opposite of The Dark Side? Could it be The Light Side? Sounds a bit gay, you know, "Aw c'mon Luke, come to The Light Side, we're gonna have a Paaaty, oh, and wear the tight jeans everybody loves!!" But, I think it was Darth that had the pink light saber, so I guess it's hard to tell.
Hope you feel well soon!
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Grey Area Posted Mar 31, 2000
I've never heard of a road coming...
No, I feel awful, so I've not been on the computer much. Started chucking up today, so I don't know what's wrong. 
Also, missed the stock take, so I'm in trouble again!!!
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