h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

A solid week for most teams, with two matches' worth of points. The lead on Andy G at the top is still being close and should make for an exciting finale. No movers in the table this week, but Snockerty Friddle top-scored with a respectable 19 points.

In the cup, Sprout overturned a 4 point deficit from last week to win a thrilling final 12-11. He gets loads more money and is now the Manchester United of Phantasy Phootball - third place but with a wodge of cash.

B

You mean Paul Scholes lost the final for me?

If that's the way you wish to interpret it, yes.

B

And, like Man U, not much he can do with his cash at the moment.

Can I carry it over to next season?

sprout

There are many ways you could interpret it, I guess, but I prefer the one that blames a Man Utd player...