The h2g2 Poem
Created | Updated Nov 5, 2007
The Story of Les Bleus (part 1)
[to the tune of Te Story of The Blues
part 1 by Wah]
Out there in Portugal it's
The story of Les Bleus
A goal from Frank Lampard
We thought 'back page news'
I still look back to
David Beckham's penalty
Keep thinking of Barthez
That save's part of
The story of Les Bleus
First they go behind
But get inside your mind
And they realise
That they can't afford to lose
So try to defend
It's how to beat the French
But then Zidane scores and that’s
The Story of Les Bleus
Almost every game they score
A goal and then one more
I think it's over
And then Zidane wins this war
They son forget it
Draw with the Croatians
And the Swiss can't worry them
With clockwork patience
That's the story of Les Bleus
First they go behind
But get inside your mind
And they realise
That they can't afford to lose
So try to defend
It's how to stop the French
Then Zidane scores, I'm telling
The story of Les Bleus
So then they face the Greeks
Been in Portugal for weeks
Go behind again
Got everything to lose
The Greeks, they CAN defend
And so they beat the French
So it's all over, that's
The story of Les Bleus