A Conversation for The all new, or maybe improved, h2g2 freaks

The Fence

Post 1

h2g2_freaks

Welcome one and all to The Fence. It has been provided by a generous benefactor, at considerable personal expence, for those of you who wish to to sit on.


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Post 2

Saint Patrick Patron Saint of Depression: Here to haunt your dreams and stalk your waking hours

does it have to be so spikey?


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Post 3

Only Homo sapiens


Aaarrrgghhhhh - it's electric!

Would somebody hang a warning notice on it please?!


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Post 4

T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly.

that's to stop people widdling on it... or at least it stops them doing it a second time


smiley - cheers


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Post 5

Saint Patrick Patron Saint of Depression: Here to haunt your dreams and stalk your waking hours

that and it stops the cows getting out


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Post 6

simply scruff singing a rainbow

i cannot believe it has taken me 5 whole weeks to get my dozy head to realise that this is why nobody was in the other freak's page anymore. I feel i should be allowed to sit on the fence (electric) and allow someone to pour a pucket of custard (seeing as this is a freak's page and water just won't do) on my head.

p.s hello everyone sorry i'm late

scruff x


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Post 7

Saint Patrick Patron Saint of Depression: Here to haunt your dreams and stalk your waking hours

gets boiling water and powder

sits stiring


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Post 8

simply scruff singing a rainbow

*notices after a lapse of ....um....ages that it's boiling water and starts to protest but then it's probably cold by now right?*

scruff x


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Post 9

T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly.

probably... but you could put it in the microwave to heat it up again


smiley - cheers


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Post 10

simply scruff singing a rainbow

why falsie.....why would u do that?

scruff x


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Post 11

T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly.

I'm guessing that cold custard isn't as pleasant as warm custard and I want to see you covered in custard smiley - bigeyessmiley - drool


smiley - cheers


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Post 12

simply scruff singing a rainbow

oooooh right as opposed to the very friggin hot custard I was imagining.........yeah go on then.

scruff x


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