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RE: Sookie's Page
Pandora Started conversation Mar 23, 2000
You crack me up! You have some interesting ideas, however, a hotdog
won't fit in my ear. Will it your's?
I think I've found THE way to rid myself of Jehovas Witnesses & the rest of the pests. For many years now I've hung a rather large sign
next to my front door. It reads: NO SOLICITATION OF ANY TYPE...THIS
INCLUDES BIBLE THUMPERS! IS THERE LIFE AFTER DEATH? INVADE MY PRIVACY
UNINVITED AND FIND OUT! You could'nt imagine how many people come up
on the porch, stand there for a minute or so then leave! HA! I've
heard many people grumbeling foul things as they stomp away...much to
my delight! The fallback is EVERYone of your friends will stand outside your door (usually after knocking) yelling,"Hey, it's a Bible
Thumper!!!" But you get use to it after a year or so. Keep up the good work! Hope you like my idea, Pandora
RE: Sookie's Page
Sookie (a.k.a Hipskitch) Posted Mar 24, 2000
I find that answering the door, smiling poliety and saying "Perfect timing! You can help us prepare the sacrificial goat!" sends them off in a hurry 
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